BILLINGSGATE POST: As incongruous as it may seem, the infamous Flyface and Donald Trump are being mentioned in the same sentence because both were unsuccessfully pursued by the FBI.
As of this writing, both are still at large, even as their pictures are displayed in the office of Christopher Wray, the current Director of the FBI, with the caption "WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE."
The poster of Flyface first appeared during the reign of J. Edgar Hoover, while the poster of Donald Trump came out during the directorship of James Comey.
Flyface, whose real name was Felixweather Limpp, aka Hank Tight, was a lawyer and a criminal associate of William Millyon, aka "Willie the Fifth." Flyface was a portly, 42-year-old man with a shock of white hair and a grimaced expression. His face and his clothes were slovenly, and flies were constantly flying about his face. A brilliant consigliere, Flyface taught Willie the Fifth to say, "I refuse to answer," and Fifth, thinking it was a brilliant legal ploy, made Flyface his attorney. For years, the two of them thwarted the FBI's attempts to put them behind bars.
Donald Trump, whose real name is Donald Trump, is still living like a king at his Mar-a-Lago hangout. Although raided by dozens of ham-handed agents who were armed to the teeth with automatic weapons, night vision goggles, six armored vehicles, two Abrams tanks, and a backup nuclear attack submarine armed with tactical nuclear missiles - in case Trump tried to make a run for it - The Donald is still at large and is considered dangerous.
Dr. Slim: "I think Trump should make Flyface part of his ticket in 2024."
Dirty: "Yo, Dr. Dude. He's better looking and doesn't smell as bad as Kamala."
