Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed: Manhattan Grand Jury To Question
BILLINGSGATE POST: After a day’s recess, the Manhattan grand jury requested that the albino raccoon hairpiece that was given to Mr. Trump by Vladimir Putin be subpoenaed. The controversial hairpiece was thought to be wired directly to the President’…
Read full storyA Trump Body-Double To Do Perp-Walk And Stand Trial For Trump
Like Jeffrey Epstein’s body-double, Donald Trump also has a body-double that he’s been fattening up to use for his perp-walk. Maurice, the body-double’s name, will also serve any prison time Trump may be sentenced to serve. While the Secret Servic…
Read full storyLiverpool Council Meeting Descends Into Chaos
The latest Liverpool City Council meeting ended with police having to be called as raging observers pelted local councillors with bags of dog excrement. The council had been discussing the continuing problem of dog mess being left by careless owne…
Read full storyAfter A Tremendous Groundswell From The American People President Biden Declares Donald Trump a Persona Non Grata
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has stated that the "Douche Bag" who occupied the White House before him, and spent most of his time eating cheeseburgers and tweeting, will soon be officially designated a "Persona Non-Grata." Ac…
Read full storyDue To The Pancake Shortages Oregon Is Having To Import Pancake Flippers From The North Pole
EUGENE, Oregon - (Satire News) - The Pancake Capital of America has had to import pancake flippers from the North Pole. A state rep stated that due to lots of the pancake flippers retiring, being arrested for pancake-related offenses, or moving do…
Read full storyDon't Judge Me
Don’t judge me I sat down to watch some television Wondering what was on tonight I scrolled right through the channels It was a sorry sight It was competition-based reality shows Where judges eliminate you Where three of them are nice as p…
Read full storyTrump Confided To His Stupid Son Eric That He Knows He's Going To Go To Hell
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Reports are that 96.3% of Trump's once devoted base has turned on the prison-bound goober. The Omnium Gatherum News Agency stated that it is just a matter of the millions of "Kool-Aid" drinkers finally realizing that T…
Read full storyA Very Desperate Donald Trump Opens Up a Thift Shop To Pay For His Millions of Dollars in Attorney Fees
QUACK QUACK, Alabama - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx has just broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, the self-proclaimed billionaire, is in desperate need of funds to pay his "bigly" lawyer's fees. Trump's one and on…
Read full storyA List of The Top Space Alien Motion Pictures of All-Time
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The director of the QuinniPinni Polling Agency, Derek Waterwell had his employees poll 37,208 space fanatics and they were asked to pick their all-time favorite space alien movies. Here are the results... The Top Spa…
Read full storyLiz Hurley To Star In a XXX-Rated Movie With Bradley Cooper, Matthew McConaughey, and Willie Nelson
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Gazebo Serengeti recently talked with the lusciously luscious sex goddess, Liz Hurley about her upcoming film. Hurley revealed that she is as excited as a frog in a rainstorm to work with th…
Read full storyOne of Our Nation's Bluest States Changes Motto, State Bird, and Flag
Officials in one of our nation's most cherished states announced today a new motto. The announcement was made from a rest stop that was made famous by a former governor's assignations there under highway patrol protection. The state is known for i…
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