The Chinese Trojan Horse is Whispering Its Indigestion
There are Chinese police stations in the USA, Canada and Britain. Do these countries have their police in China? These police are on the hunt to threaten any Chinese people in those “foreign devil” nations that if they don’t play ball (or maybe,…
Read full storyXi Didn’t Watch the Oscars, Made Himself Head Dick for a 3rd Time Instead
Old Xi Jinping is at it again. Like Putin, Xi hates when he’s NOT the center of attention. Putin took off his shirt and rode a horse, but Xi won’t take his shirt off for anyone and no horse can hold his weight. (Fat joke! So low! Like the horse’s bac…
Read full storyA Pygmy Wins The Singing Competition Show Kenyan Idol
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton has just written that the Idol franchise now includes 56 countries all over the world from Arabian Idol to Cambodian Idol and from Singaporean Idol to Brazilian Idol. Mi…
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Miley Cyrus Will Sing Backup On Paul McCartney's Next Album
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Ursula Sassafras, writer with Hollywood Vis-a-Vis, reports that former Beatle Paul McCartney is in the process of recording his latest album titled "Songs of Singers That I Admire Like Hell." Miss Sassafras, who used…
Read full storyKim Kardashian's Makes An Astounding Announcement About Her Ovaries
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - The eldest of the hot, sexy, big-butted Kardashian sisters, Kim, has finally let the cat out of the bag, or make that the ovaries out of the tummy cavity. Kim told Cinderella St. Lamb with The Daily Drama…
Read full storyThe New Jennifer Lopez Designer Tampons Are Selling Like Beer In a Milwaukee Bar
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The American Research Group has just pointed out that the new Jennifer Lopez Designer Tampons are a tremendous hit with the women between the ages of 16½ and 87. The tampons which can be worn for up to 48 hours are ma…
Read full storyOscar Mania in Hollywood Transylvania
Hugh Grant has revealed how absolutely boring the Oscars are and, essentially, always have been. His monotone one-word answers and eye-roll at the end were perfect. As he pushed through the agonizing interview (“Who are you wearing?” They still as…
Read full storyBotched beauty treatment leaves woman fuming
A woman from Bristol has taken to social media after a botched beauty treatment left her looking 'like the Grinch'. Madge Vadge said that she paid more that £30,000 to have her face lifted, but woke up to find it lifted so high that her vulva had…
Read full storyThe Majestic Anheuser-Busch Clydesdales Have Been Sold
ST. LOUIS - (Business Satire) - The largest beer maker in the entire world Anheuser-Busch is happy to announce that the most popular horses in the world of horses have been sold and they will soon be galloping in front of millions of amusement theme…
Read full storyFoxes all Over Scotland Breathe Sigh of Relief as Fox Hunting Now Illegal
CCN reports a hunt Club in Scotland from the 170o's is disbanding. A fairly new law prohibits hunting wild animals with Dogs. Pro - Nature people like the law. The Rich owning horses and dogs hate the law. England has the same Law b…
Read full story80's musician plans to make a comeback
Singer, rapper and co-creator of the Burnham on Sea Sound, Max Ostentation is said to want to make a comeback. The singer, now 64 has worked on a number of albums over the past few years, which blend the sonic adventure of Kraftwerk, the knowing l…
Read full storyA man who has never seen any Inspector Morse episodes nonplussed by the ending of Endeavour
Miserable man about town Brian Asshat has posted on his blog that he doesn't really see what the fuss is about with the ending of Endeavour as he has never watched Inspector Morse. 'I know that is has given many millions a lot of pleasure over the…
Read full storyThe Star Player For Left Coast College Has Been Sent Home After March Madness Officials Learned That He Tried to Pass Off a Counterfeit $100 Bill
ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just broken the story that a star player for Left Coast College has just been sent back to California, after NCAA March Madness officials learned that he had tried to pass a fake $100 bi…
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