Stormy Daniels Is Extremely Thrilled That Trump Is Finally Going To Prison
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the writers for Daily Drama, Cinderella St. Lamb says that there is no one in America who is happier that the goofy, talkative, lying fella is FINALLY going to have his big, puffy, butt sitting in Sing Sing Pris…
Read full storyIsraeli Leaders Quake as Prominent Liberal Jews and Gentiles Criticize in NY Times
Benjamin Netanyahu and other members of the Israeli Parliament met today in Tel Aviv to honor members of several underground groups who risked their lives to free the country from British domination decades ago. "Blowing up the King David didn't give…
Read full storyMurder, She Wrote brought back to life. Sub heading Murder She Re-wrote
For anyone on this planet who has never seen an episode of Murder, She Wrote let me quickly fill you in. The show is essentially a crime drama but without all the rape and torture. The story's protagonist is Jessica Fletcher, a murder mystery/c…
Read full storyMIRA! MS 12.5, El PENDEHO, Presidente! State Patrol Captures CopKiller in CUBA
Puerto Ricans, Haitians, and members of the feared, machete-carrying Honduran gang, Los Pendehos, celebrated last night in the courtyards of subsidized housing on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. Members of the powerful congressional democratic…
Read full storyNext Year March Madness May Become May Madness
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has announced that they will be renaming the national basketball extravaganza to The Spring Fling Slam Dunk-a-thon. A representative for the NCAA organization stated that…
Read full storyTrump is Suing The FBI For $7.2 Billion
MAR-A-LUNACY - (Satire News) - In a shocking turn of events, former president and self-proclaimed king of burgers, Donald "The Chump" Trump, has announced that he's been traumatized by the recent FBI raid on his Mar-a-Lunacy complex. According to…
Read full storyWisconsin Admits That They Have A Very Serious Cheese Shortage
CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has just broken the story that the Cheese Capital of The World, is running out of cheese. A spokesperson for The Wisconsin Cheese Coalition (WCC) has finally admitted that the stat…
Read full storyLatinas: "No Respecto, No Puta por Macho Hombres"
Marching with the transsexual, gay, non-binary, and transvestite members of the feared MS-12.5 gang (who wear pin berets) whose leaf blowers and rainbow painted machetes glinted in the early morning sun peeking through the New York skyscrapers onto t…
Read full storyLatinos Demand U.S. Pay for Their Sex Changes
Led by the most feared Latin American gang, MS 12.5, undocumented Mexicans, Central, and South Americans dressed in orange vests carrying leaf blowers and shouting "Yes we can" in Espanol descended on our nation's capital roaring their leaf blowers…
Read full storyWomen Are Warned That Wearing The New Lift 'em Up Bra Can Cause The Rash From Hell
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The American Research Group has issued a warning, informing women and transvestites that the new Lift 'em Up Bra has been known to cause an extremely severe case of the "boob itch." ARG writer Tiffy Tulsa, who purchased o…
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