Marjorie Taylor Greene Earns Honorary Degree From Trump University After Shouting ‘Liar’ During The Last State Of The Union Address
Washington, DC – Donald J Trump recently conferred the degree of Double Doctorate on Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene after her recent outburst as seen in the national media. While exhibiting a quite fashionable over-the-shoulder polar…
Read full storyGridiron Dinner Where the Elite Come To Play … and Julian Assange Is STILL in Prison
Mike Pence went to a Gridiron Dinner and had the veal – which was still alive! Pence pulled out a gun and killed the squealing baby cow right in front of everybody … to much applause. Then Pence went onto the stage, wiping off cow’s blood from his…
Read full storyThe Super Incredible Stainless Steel Mattress for All Your Banking Needs
Do you have your money in a bank? Fool! Don’t you realize that all banks are trying to crash themselves so that crypto can become king? That way, no nation can tax the rich EVER since how can you tax crypto if it’s located in some Singaporean’s pants…
Read full storyA Family of Evil Vampires Invades Massachusetts
CROW'S CROTCH, Massachusetts - (Satire News) - The Boston Evening Moon Newspaper has broken the story that a family of vampires has invaded the very peaceful, docile, somewhat boring coastal town of Crow's Crotch, Massachusetts. Reporter Sigmund C…
Read full storyChinanada Coming Soon to North America
Canadian will no longer be allowed to see the news on the internet if a new bill is turned into law. Justin Trudeau didn’t like that truck drivers made him look like a dictator, not even after he had them all arrested, took their money, and sent t…
Read full storyClerical Fashion Show Dragging Down Catholic Kids
Cross-dressing clergy put on a fashion show in Vatican City, and the world took notice! Father Diddler was wearing his cleric robe and collar, and sported a thigh-high garter belt, which he slingshotted to the crowd of bumping and grinding priests…
Read full storyPope Wakes Up, Goes Nowhere Good, then Atlanta
A Swiss guard at Vatican City blew his nose and woke up the Pope. Who then thought it was the Last Trumpet and thought the Rapture was taking place. The Pontiff was confused as to why he wasn’t ascending, nor were any of his cardinals, orioles, fe…
Read full storyProud Boy Fashion Show, Followed By Drag
A Proud Boy fashion show was held in Kill ‘Em All, Ohio over the weekend, and things could not have been more fabulous! Strutting his stuff down the runway was Hoss Groober wearing the standard bumble bee colors but also sporting a lovely face of…
Read full storyReading the Royal Crystal Honey Pot
The Royal Shit Reader has looked into the Royal toilet bowl after King Charles had a burrito tsunami blow out of ass … and the future of Britain does not look good. Sir Reginald Pooh (born into his job) inspected the King’s shit after His Majesty…
Read full storyRod Stewart to Broker Peace Through Sexiness
In a stunning turn of events … since China has lamely tried to play peace-maker between Russia and Ukraine and lost the bid … now Rod Stewart has said he will be the man to kick Russia out of Ukraine and bring peace again. Wearing red leather pant…
Read full storyWinnie China Tries to Save Face, But Still Looks Like Pooh
Nobody likes China. It’s just not easy being a totalitarian state anymore … not without being loved. So China went to Iran and Saudi Arabia and made them join hands for a photo op. (Two days later, they were back to fighting.) No one knew that…
Read full storySo Long and Thanks for All the Fish, God
A Hindu man from New Delhi has died and come back to tell everyone they’re fucked. “I thought Hinduism was the one true path! Maybe even Buddhism? Nope! And all the Abrahamic religions are so wrong it’s not funny. Christianity, Judaism, Islam … al…
Read full storyThe Kardashian Sisters Buy Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion
HOLMBY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently sat down with the three older Kardashian sisters at an Intoxicated Iguana Lounge in Holmby Hills. Kim and Khloe had a papaya Margarita, while Kourtn…
Read full storyA List of 10 Things That NCAA March Madness Fans Love About The National Basketball Tournament
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Sports Satire) - Well, it's that time of the year again, and the NCAA's March Madness Basketball Tournament is here. And once again basketball fans from all over the world travel to the March Madness games for many reasons. Her…
Read full storyFour Bad Actors Awards
These are not professional actors but people pretending to do their jobs and failing, like in a crash, bang, boom. "Oh, gosh, gee-whiz!" The World Bad Actors Awards go to people failing at their jobs. London cab drivers will never receive this awa…
Read full storyNew Novel Idea - Relocate All Recent Immigrants to 'Liverpool Land' in Greenland
Rishi wants to give Rwanda several Million Pounds to take England's illegal immigrants - while they wait for their Court papers to be processed. All the Rwanda leadership members are very eager to do this transaction as quickly as possible. M…
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