A List of 10 Things About Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Tambourine Times Magazine editor Tabasco Pistolero has compiled a list of facts about Mick Jagger, the lead singer with the Rolling Stones. Mick is 79-years-old, but apparently no one has told him because he still jump…
Read full storySpace Creatures Land Their Spaceship On Mar-A-Lago And Shit Everywhere
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that a UFO from an unknown location landed on the tennis courts at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Complex. Witness Topeka Joplin, who could easily pass for a discount store version of Ivanka T…
Read full storyMick Lynch Wins UK Bowling Championship After Record Number Of Strikes
RMT boss Mick Lynch was last night crowned the new ten pin bowling champion of the United Kingdom after producing a record thirteen strikes in a row for a score of 330. Surrey native Geoff Saunders, Lynch’s opponent in the final, only managed a score…
Read full storyTrump Is Thinking About Fleeing To Argentina To Avoid Going To Prison
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine reports that the Donald, as his estranged wife Melania calls him, held a rally at a Walmart parking lot in Pensacola. The event was attended by 14 people, including the Trumptwits three bodygua…
Read full storyNation's Hospital Accreditation Agency Identifies Sixth Vital Sign!!!
Hospital executives are reeling this morning as they prepare to be surveyed on a new standard in patient care. "Of course," said one Mid-Atlantic suburban hospital administrator, "We are aware that people need to have their respirations, pulse, tempe…
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