The Houston Rockets Who Are The Worst Team In The NBA Are Contemplating A Move To Saskatoon, Canada
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - NBA Commissioner Adam "Sticks" Silver, has been informed by the owner of the Houston Rockets that he may be relocating (moving) his team after the end of the current season. Multi-Billionaire Tilman Fertitta, who made h…
Read full storyGovernor of Tennessee Plans To Sign Anti-Drag Bill In Full Drag
Nashville, TN – Suffice it to say that Governor Bill Lee absolutely hates the high school picture of him circulating the Internet dressed in women’s clothing. When asked whether he dressed in drag in a 1977 yearbook photo, he angrily responded,…
Read full storyTexas' Lame Duck Governor Greg "Wheels" Abbott Says a Space Ship Swooped Down and Picked Him Up - Wheelchair and All
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - A person (who is in the same "Racist League" as Adolf Hitler, George Wallace, the KKK, Hirohito, and Donald "Itsy Bitsy Fingers" Trump), namely GOPer Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott, informed his chief of security Warren "Bub…
Read full storyAmerican Idol Is The Favorite Show of The Kardashians, Taylor Swift, Jose Altuve, Camel Toe, Selena Gomez, Paul McCartney and Ivanka Trump
NEW ORLEANS - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily writer Valerie Vistawood, has just announced that more people are watching ABC's "American Idol," that its competitors on CBS and NBC. Vistawood notes that some of the leading US publications including…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Had A Spoiled Grandson
He seemed okay once he entered the military. But no one heard that he was missing his drug tests. He conveniently vanished from the base when drug tests were taken. Said he had an appointment somewhere else. Sound a little fishy? And is skippi…
Read full storyWashington announces absolutely definitely for sure who blew up Nord Stream pipelines
The cunning of man (and women?) is limitless, we must conclude at this point in time. As we know all too well, a recent analysis by the American journalist Seymour Hersh claims that it was the USA, aided by Norway, that blew up the Nord Stream pip…
Read full storyKing Charles is Doing Weightlifitng to Prepare for the Coronation Ceremony - May 7th
Windsor Castle has a temporary weight lifting room in the old Dungeon - so Charles can physically get ready to be crowned King of England in May. Camilla is there in tights, with a little whip to snap at him - if he flags in his weightlifting du…
Read full storyRoyal Coronation Chair an Ass Breaker says Member of Repair Team
The huge Solid Oak British Coronation Chair will make you Ass numb in five minutes - say a member of the team repairing and re-gilding the Royal Chair. The Team knows personally - as they have been sitting in the Chair and doing Selfies (for frie…
Read full storyFox Sports Enters The Transfer Portal
Charlotte, NC – A verified statement has just been released via the Fox Sports news desk that the organization is officially seeking a new home. The official release read in part, “Since we first joined 20th Century Fox and the Fox Broadcasting…
Read full storySmall Lip-Shaped Kissing Robot Plugs into your Phone - Use When Your "Girlfriend" is Away
CCN reports on a small Kissing Robot that attaches to your cell phone and has an app. It was developed by lonely Chinese tech students. The round plastic device with realistic silicone lips, plug in your phone and during your call you can talk…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Renames Buckingham Palaces' Margaret Thatcher Bedroom, The Cheryl Cole Bedroom
LONDON - (Satire News) - It is no secret that the 74-year-old ruling monarch of the United Kingdom, King Charles III, has a huge royal crush on the sexy sexpot British singer Cheryl Cole, who at 39, is young enough to be his granddaughter. Chas, a…
Read full storyThe Mexicali Hot Sauce Defeats The Manchester United Red Devils 3-0
MEXICALI, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - The Manchester United soccer team is on a world whirlwind tour and they are scheduled to play half a dozen teams in exhibition games. In their latest game, Man U coached by Erik ten Hag, was quite disappointed…
Read full storyAmerican Idol's Second Week of Tryouts Finds Some Diamonds In The Rough
NASHVILLE - (American Idol Satire) - Ryan Seacrest told a reporter for The Nashville Musical Mirror Newspaper that this season's group of young singers is the best he has seen in the shows 21 years. Aiden Adain, 19, from Clover, South Carolina, sa…
Read full story