Trump Has New Book Out - Letters From Top World Figures to Him - for $99.00
Trump is now an Author - said author and London Journalist Basil Blathering. (Basil's book on Margaret Thatcher was called 'Savage but Accurate.) Trump just published a book of Letters to him from Dictator Kim of North Korea - Presidents Reag…
Read full storyFDA Need Volunteers to Measure Mammogram Breast Density in Women
The FDA want to do breast density screening prior to a mammogram. Weekend volunteers are needed - no cold hands please. To make the women comfortable - older men will screen older women and younger men will screen the younger woman. You…
Read full storyA Professional Female Wrestler Is Arrested For Causing Extreme Havoc Inside a Jack In The Box Restaurant
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - An up and coming female wrestler from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, has been arrested and charged with using very lewd language and extremely disorderly conduct while inside a Jack in the Box fast food restaurant. The…
Read full storyThoroughbred Trainer Bob Baffert Has Just Bought a Racehorse "Sir Scrotum" From Princess Sarah Ferguson
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest thoroughbred racehorse trainer has just purchased a horse from Sarah Ferguson, aka Fergie, of the infamous toe-sucking scandal Fergie. Bob Baffert, who has won more races than Taylor Sw…
Read full storyRepub. Nikki Haley - Everyone Work Till 80 - "They Die, And Social Security Problem is Solved!"
Nikki Haley - former UN ambassador - is running for President (against Donald Trump) - and later Biden. She is the only Republican woman brave enough to do so. (Really has the 'Balls' to do so. ) And in private when joking with friends -…
Read full storyTrump Begs Gov. Sarah Huckabee To Endorse Him and Her Reply Will Shock You!
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The most hated individual in American, namely Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, flew to Arkansas on a 4-passenger Cessna Skywagon. Now that he's JUST plain John Quack Public, he has to watch his nickels and dim…
Read full storyAll of Putin's Critics Have Fallen out of Windows in Last Few years - 'Putinphilia'
All of Putin's critics have fallen or jumped out of windows in the last few years. Specialists don't know if they were physically encouraged to jump by Putin's followers - or did it on their own. Psychiatrists theorize it is a new mental cond…
Read full storyGovernor Looks To Have His Home State Renamed ‘DeFlorida’
Tallahassee, FL – Governor Ron DeSantis takes on challenges and creates uphill battles for himself that most other seasoned politicians would avoid. However, with a more-than-willing Party of No legislative majority in his back pocket, the sky seems…
Read full storyThe McDonalds Corporation Has Just Announced That Their New and Improved Rainbow Ketchup Is The Best In The Fast Food Industry
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation is always trying to stay steps ahead of the competition. And in that vein they have just announced that they are now introducing their new and improved Rainbow Ketchup, which has no calories, no sod…
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