There were 162 spoof news stories published in July 2016. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

Funny story: What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

The 16th president of the U.S. may be known as "Honest Abe," but he's been hiding a secret room behind his face on Mount Rushmore. The room is not accessible to the public, but through the use of long-distance, super duper X-ray technology, an int...

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Judgements In Trump U Lawsuit To Bankrupt Donald Trump

Funny story: Judgements In Trump U Lawsuit To Bankrupt Donald Trump

In just the first of many civil suits to conclude against Donald Trump and Trump University, a jury in one of the cases handed Trump a 500 million dollar judgement against him. Exposing the gap between what The Don says he's worth and the reality,...

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Allardyce Names Squad For 2018 World Cup Embarrassment

Funny story: Allardyce Names Squad For 2018 World Cup Embarrassment

Sam Allardyce has named his 23 man squad for the 2018 FIFA World Cup with Paul Gasgoine in alongside Kenny Sansom while Bobby Charlton and Gordon Banks miss out along with the late Stanley Matthews. Gasgoine impressed during Euro '96 scoring again...

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"Workemon" Taps Potential Labor Pool Of Pokemon Go Players

Funny story: "Workemon" Taps Potential Labor Pool Of Pokemon Go Players

A Chicago businesswoman has developed the new Workemon app designed to hook up employers with available Pokemon Go players. Independent game app designer Lexi Perot was having trouble staffing her second business, a pizza restaurant, when an incid...

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Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

Funny story: Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

The city of Los Angeles has lost out on $80,000 in a stadium rental deal because it accidentally served brown M&Ms to Donald Trump and his VIP guests in the buffet. The rumor is that brown M&Ms represent Mexicans and Muslims to Donald Trum...

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Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together

Funny story: Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together

Moscow, Russia: Attempting to demonstrate his foreign policy skills, Donald Trump met yesterday with Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin in Moscow. The meeting began with several vodka shots until President Putin presented two horses to Mr.

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Trump Sues Maker Of "Trumpemon" Parody Game

Funny story: Trump Sues Maker Of "Trumpemon" Parody Game

With the wild success of Pokemon Go, a parody of the game called "Trumpemon" has already been released. At the same time, the makers of the parody are already being sued by Donald Trump in a California court. Tellingly, Trump is suing for trademar...

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Trump Will Re-Start Trump University With a Brand-New Curriculum

Funny story: Trump Will Re-Start Trump University With a Brand-New Curriculum

New York, NY Donald Trump took time off from his failing presidential campaign to announce that he would be opening his failed college, Trump University, for the second time. "This time we have a solid line-up of classes that can't help but make e...

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Hillary Sex Tape to Be Leaked!

Funny story: Hillary Sex Tape to Be Leaked!

Amid the torrent of DNC document leaks there is one potential bomb that could derail Hillary's White House dreams for good. A Russian man who would not give his name for the interview, said he was in possession of the tape and ready to release it t...

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God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

Funny story: God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

Vatican City, Italy - God has given word to Pope Francis that he wants the pontiff to file a lawsuit in New Jersey's 2nd appellate court, claiming that Angel Soft toilet paper is guilty of defamation of character against his beloved angels. "God w...

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May or not to May, maybe?

Funny story: May or not to May, maybe?

After the upheaval of the past three weeks British people have been forced to ask the question, May or not May maybe? As others jumped the sinking ship which they torpedoed themselves, it has been left to May to maybe upright the sinking Titanic in t...

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Melania Trump Pissess Off TheDonald's Mother: Mary Trump Returns from the Grave

Funny story: Melania Trump Pissess Off TheDonald's Mother: Mary Trump Returns from the Grave

According to reliable sources from the Other Side, Donald Trump's mother is turning in her grave over Melania's speech at the Republican Convention. Invisible cyber spyders from the Fourth Dimension have reported anomalous activity in TheDonald's...

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New York Mets are retiring Terry Collins' shoe size

Funny story: New York Mets are retiring Terry Collins' shoe size

Flushing, New York - Having no players skilled enough to deserve that their numbers be retired, the New York Mets have developed a new honor. The team is retiring its manager's shoe size. "I'm thrilled to be the first major league manager to have...

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Trump Seeks Tactical Nukes For His Jet

Funny story: Trump Seeks Tactical Nukes For His Jet

Complaining that it's unfair for him to wait till he's officially president to have full US military and Secret Service protection, Donald Trump says he should be allowed to outfit his personal jet with tactical or so called "theater" nukes because o...

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Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

Funny story: Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

In breaking news yesterday, FBI Director James Comey has cleared Ms. Clinton of nothing more than "extreme carelessness" in compromising national security with her private email server. That she also misled investigators and the country in denying...

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2016 NFL Predictions

*In late August, Aaron Rodgers disappears for two days, and later claims to have been abducted by aliens. Rodgers tearfully admits that the aliens probed him rectally with a vegetable, and many Rodgers critics later claim that he still has the cornco...

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Jet Repossesed, Trump Stranded In Milwaukee

Funny story: Jet Repossesed, Trump Stranded In Milwaukee

Donald Trump's reality candidacy crashed into reality show Airplane Repo in Milwaukee when Trump's jet was repossessed by none other than Nick Popovich, one of the most experienced and prolific aviation repo pros on the planet. "Normally we've wor...

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Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Funny story: Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was found unharmed on Friday afternoon at the All-England Lawn & Tennis Club in London. Her discovery was preceded by a failed and unnerving thirty-five minute search of the Wimbledon tennis grounds by her security...

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Republican Leaders Concerned About Trump's "New GOP"

Funny story: Republican Leaders Concerned About Trump's "New GOP"

With anti-imigrant sentiment fueling the disastrous Brexit vote in the UK, GOP leaders in the US worry about the new people Donald trump is bragging about bringing in to the party, and what effects Trump's bigotry and xenophobia will have on their pa...

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New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

Funny story: New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

West Palm Beach, FL - A recent study conducted at golf tournaments on the PGA Tour and LPGA events has uncovered the disheartening fact that yelling at your golf ball during flight has absolutely no effect on how it behaves. "I just can't believe...

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Startling revelation in study of pot smoking by elderly!

In a Mayo Clinic study of one hundred elderly pot smokers there was one revelation that surprised and stunned the small staff that conducted the study. The participants in the study were all volunteers, some of whom regularly smoked and a few who jo...

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The Singularity Is HERE! Monsanto Produces First Genetically Modified Human - Who/Which Bears Remarkable Resemblance to Average American Male

Funny story: The Singularity Is HERE! Monsanto Produces First Genetically Modified Human - Who/Which Bears Remarkable Resemblance to Average American Male

Scientists everywhere agree that technology is progressing at an exponential rate and that, ultimately, biology and technology will fully and irrevocably merge - a phenomenon many have termed the "singularity." What's been hotly debated, however, is...

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New Vacuum Cleaner Doubles as a Watch Dog

Funny story: New Vacuum Cleaner Doubles as a Watch Dog

The Silicon Valley tech company of Lonco has just produced its latest product called Dogvac which is set to be released into the market on August 12 of this year. Dogvac is by far Lonco's most ingenious invention ever as it combines the high powered...

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Forward passing banned by FIFA

Funny story: Forward passing banned by FIFA

They've gone ahead and done it. After fewer and fewer examples of the ball actually being kicked up the pitch towards the opponent's goal in the latest Euro 2016 Championships, FIFA have taken the bull by the horns and banned all forward passing...

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"This song is gay" concludes celebrated music critic

Funny story: "This song is gay" concludes celebrated music critic

A celebrated music critic has delivered a scathing verdict on the new album by Catfish and the Bottlemen today, taking the band and the internet by storm. After listening to the first 30 seconds of the song and proceeding to take approximately 0.

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Trump Jack In The Box Verbally Abuses Vulnerable Children

Funny story: Trump Jack In The Box Verbally Abuses Vulnerable Children

Concerns have arisen surrounding a popular children's toy that hit the market early last month. The Donald Trump Jack in the Box is facing several scrutinies by parents and child health organizations, the world over due to its highly antagonistic, m...

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Clinton Supporters Don't Trust Her With Their Email Addresses

Funny story: Clinton Supporters Don't Trust Her With Their Email Addresses

While Clinton supporters say they would trust her with the nations nuclear codes, most of her campaign contributors do not trust her with their email addresses. A source in the Clinton machine tells us the campaign has a fraction of the email addr...

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Man Playing Pokémon Go App Eaten By Lions

Funny story: Man Playing Pokémon Go App Eaten By Lions

Kenya, Africa - The instant addiction to the new Pokémon Go game has already reached all corners of the globe, causing its players all sorts of unique injuries in pursuit of hunting Pokémon. But one poor Kenyan fellow won't be Facebooking his injurie...

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Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican

Funny story: Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican

Another day, another racist Tweet from Donald Trump. Sparking a furor and stealing the spotlight from Hillary Clinton's email problems, Donald Trump has retweeted what some are saying is a racist depiction of Mitt Romney as a Mexican. Trump apo...

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Donald Trump Out-Treasons Hillary Clinton

Funny story: Donald Trump Out-Treasons Hillary Clinton

In an apparent race to lose the confidence of US voters, Donald Trump is now out-treasoning Hillary Clinton by calling for the killing of the US families of ISIS fighters. It all started when Donald Trump was called treasonous for asking Russian h...

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Pokemon Go Sees Everything You Do

All across the nation, the oblivious idiot troupe of Pokemon followers wreak havoc by simply not paying attention; but there is more nefarious plans for the idolatry app. Hackers are aware of a back door linked to them on 4chan and CreepyPasta that a...

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Parrot Beheading Mars July 4 Celebrations, Police Suspect Foul Play

Funny story: Parrot Beheading Mars July 4 Celebrations, Police Suspect Foul Play

Baltimore, MD - A foul mouthed parrot who had recently been featured on the news as a potential crime witness was beheaded during July 4 celebrations in a ghetto apartment complex court in Baltimore last night. The owner of the parrot, Curtis Le...

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ISIS claims responsibility for Trump campaign

Funny story: ISIS claims responsibility for Trump campaign

WASHINGTON -- With Americans still reeling from the recent GOP nomination of Donald Trump and his ongoing presidential campaign, terrorist organization ISIS have claimed responsibility for the political ordeal. The Trump campaign is the latest at...

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Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

Funny story: Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...

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The Potter Bank Opens in London

Funny story: The Potter Bank Opens in London

LONDON UK: A new bank has just opened in London. Who owns the bank and who runs it is still a guarded secret. But it is a bank like no other. It has its own pub, massage parlour and meditation room. And boasts a disturbing mural in the foyer depictin...

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Race For The Moonshot

Funny story: Race For The Moonshot

Over the past several decades there has been an exponential increase in the number of cancer cases. As a result cancer research has been the top priority for the medical science field replacing the incumbent priority diseases AIDS and HIV. People all...

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Toddlers Insisting on Tommy John Surgery

Dr. Omar Claude, president of Admiral University's institute of orthopedics, is alarmed at the amount of three and four-year-old boys opting for a procedure common in many professional baseball pitchers. Ulnar collateral ligament reconstruction,...

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Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals

Funny story: Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals

In a stunning turn of events today Donald Trump has stated that he now welcomes all illegal aliens with open arms to "come to our country and take the jobs vacated by Canada bound Democrats". In a move to help expedite the mass exodus of me...

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Leg hair Links To Depression

Funny story: Leg hair Links To Depression

A study has discovered that the early onset of leg hair in teenage boys is linked with depression in later life. Dr L. John of the Institute for Back, Bum, Leg and Pubic Hair released a short statement. Dropping it from the institutes blimp as it soa...

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Saudi Arabia to join Top Gear

Funny story: Saudi Arabia to join Top Gear

RIYADH, KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA - Saudi Arabia, the oil rich Gulf state, has continued its attempt to shake its bad reputation as a regressive, brutal dictatorship by joining the British motoring show Top Gear, replacing host Chris Evans, who left th...

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Teenage Universe

Funny story: Teenage Universe

Back and to the Left news have come across sensational secret documents on Jupiter's "big red spot". We discovered the files on the 3:27 to Worthing On Sea, a train we were only on because a drinking competition had got out of hand. Way out of hand.

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Canada, Mexico Propose Longest International Bridge Ever

Funny story: Canada, Mexico Propose Longest International Bridge Ever

At the close of the recent "Three Amoebas" summit in Ottawa, Canadian Pry Minister Justin Truedough and Mexican President Enrique Pipi Nuevo passed a joint back and forth before jointly taking the podium to make a joint announcement: "While Enriqu...

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I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Funny story: I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Lansing MI: Janis Porter blew the lid off of a secretive, filthy game of sensuous perversions that's rocked the world of orthodontics to it's core! Her nightmare began when she went in for a routine root canal last Wednesday. "My teeth are a mess...

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Pokemon NO GO

Funny story: Pokemon NO GO

Pokémon Go! A light hearted game that has brought joy to millions inside and outside the UK. A harmless scavenger hunt designed to bring players together in the search for the elusive Mewtwo (or three). But what if the App had other more sinister ram...

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NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

Funny story: NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

After checking out facebook for a half hour, and reading the comments section under a review for the Ghostbusters remake, God decided enough was enough, and had the seven angels sound their trumpets marking the end of the rein of mankind on earth.

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Orioles First Baseman Chris Davis Breaks Toe While Kicking Bat Between Pitches

Funny story: Orioles First Baseman Chris Davis Breaks Toe While Kicking Bat Between Pitches

Baltimore Orioles resplendent slugger Chris Davis had a common habit of nonchalantly dropping the bat head downwards and kicking it softly on the toes of his feet between pitches during an at bat. Unfortunately on Friday night during a game against...

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Leave and let die, with Boris and Nigel - Brexit cowards scram

Following Boris Johnson's astonishing refusal to help clear up the mess he'd created in the referendum, his companion-in-arms in their 'leave and let die' campaign to destroy the United Kingdom has now also fled the stage. "I want my life back," w...

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In Kentucky, Answers in Genesis Recreates a Biblical Flood to Float Noah's Ark

Funny story: In Kentucky, Answers in Genesis Recreates a Biblical Flood to Float Noah's Ark

Williamstown, KY--Answers in Genesis, the fundamentalist Bible apologetics organization that advocates the Earth is only four thousand years old and even built a museum in Petersburg, KY, to prove that thesis, announced today that they were going to...

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"The bitter angels of our nature": The Trump Campaign Caught Plagiarizing Again

Funny story: "The bitter angels of our nature": The Trump Campaign Caught Plagiarizing Again

Springfield, IL--Donald Trump, at a rally in the city where Abraham Lincoln launched his political career, was caught plagiarizing the person whom many consider to be the founder of the Republican Party in a campaign speech he delivered to a grou...

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Jesus Hangs Up His Crown of Thorns, Looks Forward To Retirement

Funny story: Jesus Hangs Up His Crown of Thorns, Looks Forward To Retirement

According a late-day press conference, God announced Jesus would no longer be in the family business and that the two had mutually agreed to part ways after over 2,000 years of working together. "It probably wasn't a good idea from the start," J...

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Farage, Cameron & Bojo to star in "Bridge over the River Thames!"

Funny story: Farage, Cameron & Bojo to star in "Bridge over the River Thames!"

Hollywood have been so fascinated with the parallel campaigns, Brexit and Trump, they have decided to make a revamp of that classic war film "Bridge over the river Kwai" and this latest version is called "Bridge over the River Thames!" Farage, Boj...

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Crooked Hill? Questionable Contributions to Clinton Foundation from Foreign Governments - and Bernie Sanders!

Funny story: Crooked Hill? Questionable Contributions to Clinton Foundation from Foreign Governments - and Bernie Sanders!

The Clinton Foundation, which, during Hillary Rodham Clinton's tenure as secretary of state, accepted millions of dollars from such conflict-ridden, human-rights-challenged foreign governments as Kuwait, Qatar, and Algeria, has reportedly received an...

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Hilarious Hillary - FBI Interview

Funny story: Hilarious Hillary - FBI Interview

Last week's 3-1/2 hour FBI interview re Hillary Clinton's handling of State Department emails drew front page headlines nationwide. However, what if the FBI and Hillary already know that no crime was committed because she never disseminated any e...

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Melania Trump Misplaces College Degree

Funny story: Melania Trump Misplaces College Degree

New York, NY: Donald Trump's wife, Melania Trump, has insisted for many years that she has a college degree. After reporters asked for evidence, she stated the degree was lost. "I came to this beautiful America country straight from Slovenia, th...

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Melania Trump: "Four score and seven years ago..."

Melanie Trump took the podium amid cheers Monday night and gave this impassioned speech to honor her husband. The crowd roared its approval! Four score and seven years ago Donald's father brought forth Donald and told the world, "I have brought m...

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Clinton Campaign Message Not to Elect a "Narcissistic Sociopath" Leaves Many Voters Confused

Funny story: Clinton Campaign Message Not to Elect a "Narcissistic Sociopath" Leaves Many Voters Confused

With less than a week to go before the election, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton stepped up the aggressiveness of her campaign messaging in an effort to ensure the defeat of Republican presidential rival Donald Trump, urging voters,...

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Manchester City pay man £50m a year to remove pizza from Joe Hart's diet

Pep has been in place for a few weeks now and City's head honcho has managed to work out exactly why the team under achieved last season. Pizza. Yes, you can assume that City will not be announcing Pizza Express as their official Pizza Partner...

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Scientists Believe Today may be Tuesday

Famed Astrophysicist Milo Kaka after an emergency meeting with fellow scientists at the Lyndon B. Johnson space station this morning met with the press and said this: "The latest pictures arriving from the Hubble Deep Space Telescope clearly shows th...

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Pokémon mania prompts the emperor to resign

Funny story: Pokémon mania prompts the emperor to resign

The Royal Palace, Tokyo - - Japanese Emperor Akihito has abdicated his throne to become a professional Pokémon GO player. The Japanese government admits it was taken by surprise by the resignation. It announced that a robot built by Honda would we...

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Farting Etiquette On The London Underground

Funny story: Farting Etiquette On The London Underground

Everyone has done it at one time or another: sometimes you're in public and you just have to trump; and sometimes it's on the London Underground in peak traffic when you have to chuff. Then what do you do? This reporter looked for people who regularly ride the Tube to find out what people do if they have to fart on public transport. So what happened? Some people considered even asking the qu...

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Farage Fallout Triggers UKIP Upheaval

Funny story: Farage Fallout Triggers UKIP Upheaval

Mere days after cleaving the country in two via the "Brexit" vote political super villain Nigel Farage has stepped down from his position as UKIP leader. In an emotional statement that had to be halted at several points as squadrons of Spitfires...

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Michelle Obama Caught Plagiarizing Melania Trump's Speech

Funny story: Michelle Obama Caught Plagiarizing Melania Trump's Speech

Donald Trump notified the media today that he intends to demand that Hillary Clinton withdraw from the Presidential campaign for her role in the "totally bad thing" that Barack and Michelle Obama did in 2008 when they shamelessly plagiarized Melania'...

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Michael Gove to Present BBC Top Gear

Funny story: Michael Gove to Present BBC Top Gear

In a move which has wrong footed many of his colleagues and former friends, the Justice Secretary is now the bookies favourite to replace Chris Evans as the presenter of the hit BBC show 'Top Gear'. Following the shock resignation of Chris Evans,...

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Welcome to the Horror Show: Trump's Medicine Show Turns Paranormal

Funny story: Welcome to the Horror Show: Trump's Medicine Show Turns Paranormal

I'm thinking of buying a spider monkey to write these crazy stories I write for The Spoof. Chances are, a mean-tempered and hostile little ape would do a much better job of writing comedy and satire than this boneheaded writer. And since I'm a lazy s...

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Britain In Shock As Michael Gove Reveals The True Reason He Ceased To Endorse Boris Johnson For British Prime Minister

Funny story: Britain In Shock As Michael Gove Reveals The True Reason He Ceased To Endorse Boris Johnson For British Prime Minister

Michael Gove, the former Secretary of State for Justice, stunned Britain today when he revealed at a press conference the true reason why he had ceased to endorse Boris Johnson as a candidate for British Prime Minister. 'The truth is,' admitted a...

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Baseball & Football Stars Recruit Kevin Durant - Birth of a New Big Three for the Celtics

In the beginning there was Bird, McHale, and Parrish. Thence came Garnett, Allen, and Pierce. Now the Moving Finger seemed about to write a new chapter of Big Guns. Though the Celtics were starting free agency looking like a candidate for the TV s...

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Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell

Funny story: Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell

In a shock statement, the tenth circle of hell from Dante's "Inferno" has been named as the Northern Line at rush hour. Intended as the circle to punish commuters for trusting the British public transportation system, this horrendous site sees an...

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Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech

Funny story: Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech

Alex Jones, purveyor of crackpot conspiracy theories, is now saying that Melania Trump's RNC convention speech is proof that the Obama's have access to Hillary and Bill Clinton's time machine. Wait--what the hell? Yes, Alex Jones is pushing the...

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Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Funny story: Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Washington, DC: Sources inside the Clinton campaign have disclosed that Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump, is voting for Hillary Clinton in the presidential general election. Ms. Trump is close personal friends with Hillary Clinton's daughter,...

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Obama Embrace Of Clinton At Democratic Convention Turns Sexual

Funny story: Obama Embrace Of Clinton At Democratic Convention Turns Sexual

Philadelphia - Just moments after saying, "she'll finish the job," President Barack Obama was met on stage by Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton before the cheering throng of delegates to the 2016 Democratic Convention. The two embraced, and walked...

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Kim Jong Wrong Un

Funny story: Kim Jong Wrong Un

Kim Jong-Un (Or Kim Wron-Un as Back and to the Left's editor calls him) has been placed on the "sanctioned persons list" by the good old US of A. We look at what this means about the tiny, inbred moron and if the future spells "WAR" between the US an...

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USA Hijacked By NRA

Funny story: USA Hijacked By NRA

The United States' been hijacked by the National Rifle Association. Not as dramatic as the Orson Welles radio broadcast, War of the Worlds, but it's pretty much a done deal. The NRA managed the hijack by making campaign contributions to Republican me...

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Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman

Funny story: Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton, in his stem winder speech before the Democratic Convention Wednesday evening, spoke of how he first met Hillary as a young girl at Yale Law School. He raved about his future soul mate's virtues: "She wore no make-up,...

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Great Britain Does It Better

Funny story: Great Britain Does It Better

After watching the first bumbling day of the National Republican Convention in Cleveland, one can only remark, with a degree of envy, Great Britain does it better! Or as the song goes: Nobody Does It Better… Yep! David Cameron was PM for breakf...

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Franken Florida

A once picturesque state inhabited by retirees, drug smugglers, and Disney has since been turned into a ghoulish green wasteland of toxic algae. One local resident, Billy Buckle, describes the smell as, "if Satan farted and that fart baked in hell fo...

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Bo Jo chickens out on his past buffoonery!

Funny story: Bo Jo chickens out on his past buffoonery!

New UK Foreign Secretary, still-buffoon, ex mayor of London, and general circus clown, Bo Jo, has made his first appearance alongside US Secretary of State, John Kerry, ex-actor in the Addams Family, and now bearing a grey haired wig over his neck bo...

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Trump's Climbing in your Windows, Snatchin' Yo People Up

Funny story: Trump's Climbing in your Windows, Snatchin' Yo People Up

Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Central Park. Trump's climbing in your windows, he's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cuz Trump's raping everybody out there. Here's the video of how she was attacked by some idiot billionaire above. It's hard not to explode into a fit of hysterical l...

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Area Mom's Facebook Response to Nice Attack Notes She Had a Great Meal There Once

MORRISTOWN, NJ--In a Facebook post offering her condolences on the tragic events unfolding in Nice, France, area mother Brianna Simpson pointedly noted that she had a great meal in Nice several years ago. "My heart is broken about what is happenin...

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Surveys show US electorate ready for military coup and search for "a real leader"

Funny story: Surveys show US electorate ready for military coup and search for "a real leader"

Exhaustive spoof surveys show the mood of the public is basically at "fed up" with the current presidential candidates. Which candidate is actually the WORST indicates a dead heat. On "the lesser evil" question, Mr. Trump scored as many points...

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Appellate Court: Not Illegal to Fart On The Tube

Funny story: Appellate Court: Not Illegal to Fart On The Tube

An appeals court has reversed a municipal court's conviction of a Chelsea man who was ticketed by transport police for disturbing the peace after farting on the Tube. Brian DeBroder received several warnings before receiving the summons, this was aft...

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Bernie Sanders Brings Down the House with His Deadpan "Endorsement" of Hillary Clinton at Democratic National Convention

Funny story: Bernie Sanders Brings Down the House with His Deadpan "Endorsement" of Hillary Clinton at Democratic National Convention

Vermont senator Bernie Sanders struggled to keep a straight face at the Democratic National Convention as he reiterated his "endorsement" of former political rival Hillary Clinton in her campaign for the presidency. "Hillary Clinton will make an o...

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Theresa May's Inaugural Speech Leaked

Funny story: Theresa May's Inaugural Speech Leaked

Theresa May in anticipation of becoming Britain's next Prime Minister sent a copy of her inaugural speech to her friend Hillary Clinton which is how we managed to get it. Here it is in full. "Mister Speaker, honourable ladies and gentlemen. There...

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Pogbas Pogs

The sensational £100 million transfer of Paul Pogba (The French Lee Cattermole) to Manchester United is being held up by one tiny detail. Pogba's involvement in a upcoming TV show which he will host called: Pogbas Pogs. In the ten part series (wit...

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Hillary Clinton and I really went on a booze bender for a couple of days!

Funny story: Hillary Clinton and I really went on a booze bender for a couple of days!

I was driving down Route 94 through Detroit a couple days ago and something that looked like a witch flew out of the shadows and attached itself to my car. "What in the mudder-fried hell?!!!" screamed and thundered through my head. I was scared s...

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The New World Order Defined

Funny story: The New World Order Defined

You, the individual, will be on your own. Totally. What you know will only be what we allow you to know. You will be responsible to US for all you say and do. If we do not approve of what you say or do, we will punish you. You will never question us. You will never raise your voice to us. We control the controllers. We parent your parents. We, the global government will not serve you. YOU...

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Canada Wants to Build a Wall Separating Ontario From Michigan

Funny story: Canada Wants to Build a Wall Separating Ontario From Michigan

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced today that a wall would be built in Windsor, along the border with Detroit. "We don't understand why people would even question our wall! We have gun-toting DETROIT right acr...

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All crime ceases as Trump becomes president

Funny story: All crime ceases as Trump becomes president

*DISCLAIMER* All names of people and organisations contained herein, barring Mr Trump, are works of fiction and any resemblance to any real figure is purely coincidental WASHINGTON, D.C., January 21st, 2017 - BREAKING: Since President Donald Trump...

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Vieris Last Waltz

Funny story: Vieris Last Waltz

Ex Italy, Torino, Piza, Ravenna, Venezia, Atalanta, Juventus, Atletico Madrid, Lazio, Inter, Milan, Monaco, Sampdoria and Firoentina forward Christian Vieri is to come out of retirement to play in the Chinese Super League. Never a man to stay to long...

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Chris Evans to present nothing

Funny story: Chris Evans to present nothing

After his shock departure from Top Gear, Chris Evans has announced he will now present nothing. 'It's crazy' said Evans 'but I have come up with this unique concept that means I won't be doing anything.' 'No one will see or hear me ever again.

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Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

Funny story: Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

LONDON: An in-cab surveillance video has been leaked on the internet prior to the Scotland Yard investigation of its driver Fintan Murphy in London. Murphy is suspected in the disappearance of his middle-aged passenger Julian Forsyth Davidson-Clar...

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Britain becomes third world country due to lack of third runway at Heathrow

Funny story: Britain becomes third world country due to lack of third runway at Heathrow

LONDON, ENGLAND - The damning economic report issued today revealed the lowest GDP growth figures in British history, effectively rendering Britain a third world country. Economists, politicians and self-proclaimed "experts" from down the pub wer...

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GOP: We'll Impeach Bill If Hillary Takes Office

Funny story: GOP: We'll Impeach Bill If Hillary Takes Office

Republicans see a bright side if Hillary Clinton becomes President, a second chance to impeach her husband. "Seeing Mr. Clinton face Congressional scrutiny will become the Senate's number one priority if she takes the White House" a spokesperson for...

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New British government unveiled

Funny story: New British government unveiled

After weeks of chaos following the referendum on whether Britain should tell the rest of the world to fuck off or not, the dust has finally settled. A new UK government is in place and ready to go ahead with implementing "fuck off". Under new prim...

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Wall Crashes after 42 Bottles of Beer

Funny story: Wall Crashes after 42 Bottles of Beer

Wall Street (SAPP) - Hackers from Bavaria have claimed responsibility for toppling a wall full of beer bottles. This follows a long string of mishaps regarding wall security tactics and countermeasures. This most recent security breach is by far the worst. "There were originally about 103 bottles of beer on the wall," says Bud Visor, chief of wall security. "I will be checking into the log file...

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Professor Can't Be Fired For Insensitive Comments On Pokemon Deaths

Funny story: Professor Can't Be Fired For Insensitive Comments On Pokemon Deaths

A Kent State University professor of philosophy who is an admitted Luddite when it comes to tech and gadgets, told students that he thought the Pokemon craze was a great way to "winnow the herd" and that the more people who play the game while walkin...

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Caucasians Riot After Not Being Given Preferential Treatment

Civil unrest has erupted in the small town of Sandwich, Massachusetts after a slew of incidents in which the white population was being given the same treatment as its minority residents. The trouble began late Tuesday afternoon after a troubling epi...

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England supporters apply for Welsh passports to stay in Europe

Following Wales' incredible 3-1 victory over Belgium in the Euros, the Welsh Assembly has apparently received thousands of new passport applications from England supporters who desperately want to remain in Europe. One such fan, Brian Jones, told...

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New Danger For Black Men: Playing Pokemon Go

Funny story: New Danger For Black Men: Playing Pokemon Go

New on the list of dangerous things for black men to do is PWB, or Playing Pokemon Go While Black. Micheal Stokes an African American man who lives in Denver, Colorado, plays the new game. Stokes was confronted and held at gunpoint by a homeowner...

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Terror Attack Jumps Out Of Cupboard At The UK

Funny story: Terror Attack Jumps Out Of Cupboard At The UK

"A UK terror attack is a matter of IF and not WHEN" The headline screamed out at us as we began lifting chunks of the article off the well respected news website and pasting it into our own. It sent a chill down our spine. A anonymous MET police c...

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Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Funny story: Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Every year providers and patients from around the world travel to a central location to attend the annual Misophonia Convention. Misophonia is a disorder of the autonomous nervous system in which particular patterned sounds are incorrectly processed...

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