In a stunning turn of events today Donald Trump has stated that he now welcomes all illegal aliens with open arms to "come to our country and take the jobs vacated by Canada bound Democrats".
In a move to help expedite the mass exodus of members of the opposing party Trump has entered negotiations to build TRUMP VILLAGE ON THE HUDSON BAY in Canada.
"Millions of brand spanking new units, single homes, townhomes, condos, encircling the gorgeous bay to the north" tweeted Trump "reasonably priced for all members of the Democratic party."
"I saw the plans" said Whoopi Goldberg, "and quite frankly, I am excited"
Meanwhile, Trump has promised the new immigrants from the south "twenty bucks an hour, enough to afford healthcare" for each and every job taken by "the Mexicans". They will become lawyers, doctors, plumbers, all with on the job training…school is overrated and expensive, all for twenty bucks an hour!"
A sense of once forgotten unity seems to be spreading throughout the Republican party after the announcement. "Ok" said house speaker Paul Ryan, "Now he's making sense"
