Steven Gerrard has opened up on a possible return to Liverpool and yet another round of emotional send offs at grounds where the fans hate him. Since Stevie G left Liverpool have gone from strength to strength in cementing mid table finishes and anti climatic cup final defeats.
Since the arrive of Jurgen Klopp at Anfield the boys in red have at least been able to implement Klopps unique style of play. Which to us looks like a bunch of year 6 kids chasing after the ball while leaving massive gaps at the back. But as long as he's smiling and giving witty press conferences then that's all that matter.
We caught up with Stevie G in a attempt to put these sickening rumours of a return to bed. We grabbed him just before he slipped into the hotel pool.
So Steven. How's it hanging we haven't seen or heard from you in ages.
Scouse gibberish....sprit of Shankley.....Scouse gibberish
Of course. So does this mean your contemplating a return to Anfield? Not to live there under the stands like a troll but as a player.
Scouse gibberish.....fans....gibberish....special atmosphere.....gibberish.....legacy
So would you come back in a playing capacity?
"You'll never walk alone"....Scouse gibberish....special fans....atmosphere....European nights.....
Well we doubt they'll be too many of them in the future!
Big club.....Milner......Scouse gibberish....
Ok Steve we don't want to get head butted like a DJ in a night club.
And with that he left. What the hell is wrong with our interview technique?
