Hollywood have been so fascinated with the parallel campaigns, Brexit and Trump, they have decided to make a revamp of that classic war film "Bridge over the river Kwai" and this latest version is called "Bridge over the River Thames!"
Farage, Bojo and Cameron will have leading roles where backstabbing, cowardice and running away from their duties will be the backbone of the film, and certainly not like the original where real British heroes stood up to the horrendous mistreatment by Japanese prison guards and the camp leader.
The heroes in this remake are built slightly different: tubby, boozy and very snooty, and as soon as the fire gets hot, they run for the hills, an Iron Maiden classic by the way, and nothing to do with this trio of twerps! The film will be shot on location in London where many Bulgarian, Polish and other non-welcome immigrants will be invited as extras to chase the backstabbing trio across as many London bridges as possible!
The plot then thickens when Farage pulls a pint or two for his cohorts in his favourite, reserved solely for white caucasians, pub, as a bunch of drunken, bald-headed, beer gutted, tattooed English Hooligans burst in and demand the truth about Brexit and the fucking mess the country is now in especially because cheap package holidays to Torremolinos are 30% more expensive! Boris runs for the bog window, Cameron crawls under a convenient table whistling whilst throwing in the towel, and Farage, as usual, pissed as a frog (A French one), is lynched on the spot!
However, Hollywood have a twist in the tail prepared as everything seems lost, a blond-haired, foul mouthed Messiah appears and saves GB from sinking into the Irish Channel!
More as we reveal who plays the blond-haired Messiah (He is certainly not Mexican)?