Washington, D.C. - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump vows to protect all 12 Articles of the Constitution, should he be elected president.
Although this news was welcome music to many Americans, most of those Americans appear to be uneducated as any school boy or girl learns in high school U.S. History class that there are seven Articles in the U.S. Constitution.
Said Bill Moon of Harfold, Vermont, "Finally, a president who's gonna protect all our Articles instead of peeing all over them. When was the last time them Democrats gave a crap about our 12 Articles?"
Harfold State College U.S. History instructor, Tara Davids, believes people should not blow Trump's latest gaffe out of proportion. "On average, only 60% of Americans can name Joe Biden as Vice President. Only half can name all three branches of government.
"Trump has said that he's just an average American. Why should we expect anything more from him?"
