Melania Trump: "Four score and seven years ago..."

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Melanie Trump took the podium amid cheers Monday night and gave this impassioned speech to honor her husband. The crowd roared its approval!

Four score and seven years ago Donald's father brought forth Donald and told the world, "I have brought my only begotten son into the world. The only thing to fear is fear itself. Donald has often said,

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets.

My husbands stand on immigration is clear! Give us your tired, your homerless, your huddled masses yearning to be free. One if by land, two if by sea. That's it. Three in all!As Donald told the soviets years ago...Mr. Gorbachef, tear down that wall! We have a better place for it!

Lastly and to all of the women in this great land I say, stand by your man!Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times,
Doin' things that you don't understand

But if you love him you'll forgive him,
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him oh be proud of him,
'cause after all he's just a man

Stand by your man,
Give him two arms to cling to,
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely

Stand by your man,
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man

Stand by your man,
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man

Lastly, we must all stay true to Donald's urgent plea from long, long ago. In say to you on his behalf.... We shall overcomb! We shall overcomb! Deep in my heart I do believe, we shall overcomb one day!

Thank you....and God bless America.

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