Canada Wants to Build a Wall Separating Ontario From Michigan

Written by Al N.

Sunday, 3 July 2016

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The Canadian Parliament was quick to jump on board the wall proposal.

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced today that a wall would be built in Windsor, along the border with Detroit.

"We don't understand why people would even question our wall! We have gun-toting DETROIT right across the river! And not far from them is the contaminated water of FLINT!" said the PM.

"Not to mention, we don't want our children exposed to the misogynistic and racist music of Michigan, especially Kid Rock and Ted Nugent."

"We trust that the deep pockets of Donald Trump will pay for the wall as we understand he is a big wall aficionado" asserted the PM.

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