Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Talks Trash About Donald Trump

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 14 July 2016

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Coming soon: Trump Fudge!

Since when does a judge have a right to an opinion? This is outrageous! A judge, particularly a female, should remain silent, wear black, smile and never utter a single word! Male judges, on the other hand, since they're equipped with a piece of physical plumbing missing in females, may, however, announce during a State of the Union address, that what the President of the United States has just said is, "Not true."

Calling the President of the United States a liar during a State of the Union address, well, that's okay. No one asked for Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito to resign. Oh yes, of course, he had the plumbing.

But for Justice Ginsburg to raise the issue of Donald Trumps failure to present his tax returns, as he is the Republican presidential nominee, is just picky.

Sure he has something to hide. So what? Everybody hides something; like letting a parking meter run out. Isn't Trump up front about his receding hairline with the comb over and over and flip?

Why should he reveal his tax returns and let everyone know that he doesn't contribute to any charities, uses chapter 11 to avoid paying bills, is mixed up in more gelato schemes to lure investors, grab the money and split like a banana dessert?

Editor's note: Last line needs reworking.

Trump University? Big deal! If there were a super secret way to make money selling real estate, the class would have been taught at Harvard or Yale. Maybe the crime is that his university/scheme wasn't called: Trump University for Dunces, or Trump University for Underachievers or Trump University for the Glass is Half Empty.

And if Trump actually made a fortune in real estate, he wouldn't be hocking steaks, wine, vodka, water, shoes, ties, suits, reality television and ice cream.

No ice cream? Stand by for Trump Fudge, with nuts. Huge nuts.

So Bader Ginsburg, stick to baking mince pies from scratch and stop picking on Donald Trump. While your vocal observations are intelligent, on point, timely and important, Elizabeth Warren wheels the sledgehammer with more blackboard-nail-scratching zip.

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