Hilarious Hillary - FBI Interview

Funny story written by alaskamojo

Monday, 4 July 2016

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Bomb sniffing dog "Sirious" was only FBI agent who maintained professional demeanor during interview

Last week's 3-1/2 hour FBI interview re Hillary Clinton's handling of State Department emails drew front page headlines nationwide.

However, what if the FBI and Hillary already know that no crime was committed because she never disseminated any emails that she believed to be classified? The FBI only felt compelled to conduct the interview because out-of-sorts Republicans and other wackos demanded it. Hence, the interview could have gone like this:

FBI: "We have multiple reports from various incredibly insane sources that you posted classified State Department emails to Facebook. Is this true?"

Hillary: "Well, there was this one time Angela (Merkel) sent me a recipe for German chocolate cake, and I posted it to friends. What Huma (Abedin) did with such clandestine information afterwards I cannot say. She may have even shared it with Palestinian friends who shared it with Iranian friends who passed it on to North Korea who used it to feed its people dessert. Hahahahahahaha.... Am I in trouble?"

FBI "Hahahahahahahahahaha. You slay me. Hahahahahahaha!

At press time, FBI agent Hal (no joke) Albusiness managed a "No (heh heh heh hah) comment" when he finally answered our call on his cell.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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