Written by rvler9201

Friday, 15 July 2016

MORRISTOWN, NJ--In a Facebook post offering her condolences on the tragic events unfolding in Nice, France, area mother Brianna Simpson pointedly noted that she had a great meal in Nice several years ago.

"My heart is broken about what is happening in Nice," Simpson wrote. "I remember when [husband] James and I had dinner along the Promenade des Anglais in 2011. The steak was superb and the wine was some of the best I ever had. It was such an incredible night, and the service was so professional. I remember thinking that French cuisine had to be the best in the world. My thoughts go out to the victims and their families."

At press, Brown was composing a new Facebook post asserting that Hillary Clinton was unfit to be president because the two had met once and Brown saw insincerity in her eyes.

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