Bill and Melania Pay Lip Service to Their Secret Meeting

Funny story written by Mike Peril

Monday, 25 July 2016

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Following advice from Ted Cruz, Mrs. Trump urged the Former President to Vote his "Con-Science"

Washington, D.C.: Bill Clinton met secretly with Melania Trump at the Watergate Hotel to work on his speech for the Democratic National Convention.

While former President Clinton has given many political speeches throughout his storied career, he and Mrs. Trump are in the same unique position as spouses of the presidential nominee, and President Clinton wanted tips on how to avoid plagiarism at all costs.

Mrs. Trump emphasized how important pouty lips are to a good speech.

It is reported that the meeting lasted about 22 minutes. The meeting included several pouty lip exercises in different compromising positions.

Former President Clinton at first denied the reports, but then he acknowledged the rumors, saying breathlessly, "I didn't inhale."

Donald Trump was allegedly overhead screaming, "Melania" several times when he heard the news. Mr. Trump has faced a recent progressive bout with "shouting-angry-old-white-man" disease.

Melania Trump reportedly told a friend, "I love men, in power, what can I say?" When asked whether President Clinton was more impressive than "The Donald", she stated, "He's Yuge!", which apparently means "yes" in Slovenian.

"Very moving," she added.

It is unclear whether Mrs. Trump was talking about President Clinton's speech, his lips, his delivery, or something else.

The DNC confirmed the rumors: "At approximately 10:45 p.m. yesterday, former President Clinton met with Melania Trump for 22 and a half minutes at a secret hotel meeting. The reason for the meeting and content are unknown but the meeting ended quickly and amicably. At its conclusion, both President Clinton and Mrs. Trump were seen, umm, puckering."

Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton commented only by Twitter as rumors by the Trump Team swirled that she put her husband up to the secret meeting. By Twitter, she stated, "No Comment LOL #MelaniaLipTips / #HumpaTrump - H."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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