Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Wednesday, 6 July 2016

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What The F..K?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Laurel and Hardy? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? W.C. Fields? Count em. Add them up. You get the F8I (F..cking 8 Idiots). Individually and collectively, they still weren't as inexplicably stupid as FBI Director James Comey, who evidently followed W.C. Field's advice..."If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."

With all of the suspense of a Roadrunner and Wile E Coyote cartoon, F8I Director, James Comey, slowly built a case implicating Hillary Clinton and The State Department for disregarding the laws regarding the handling of confidential materials. Then, just as the hapless Wile E Coyote was about to drop the ACME anvil on the Roadrunner, the inexplicable happened...The perch from which Coyote was dangling the anvil crumbled, and the ACME anvil crashed down on the bewildered Coyote's head.

Why would Director Comey bait his audience that way? Maybe he watched too many Roadrunner and Wile E Coyote cartoons when he was young. With 12 doctorates, even Dr. Billingsgate can't figure this one out, unless quite simply, the fix was in.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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