John Barron to Speak at Republican National Convention

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Friday, 15 July 2016

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I'm da bomb!

Among the list of notables scheduled to speak at this year's RNC in Cleveland is John Barron, a man who is alleged to be actually an alter-ego of Donald Trump himself.

"It's his greatest con ever!", exclaimed Jody Miller, thrice-convicted grifter and ardent Trump supporter. "It's bigger than Trump University, better than his Obama birther scam. This is the long con at its finest, the apex of which will be an actual presidential election!"

What makes this such an audacious plan, is that Trump will actually appear in blackface. A voice coach from inner-city Detroit is prepping him in the cadences and inflections of African-American English dialect and Trump has been listening to rap music and learning to dance to hip hop to achieve a realistic demeanor.

Is this an attempt to win over black voters or is it a brazen attempt to fool them into thinking he actually has support in the black community? Surely he can't believe that his distinctive hair style won't be a clear giveaway.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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