So called 'snoops', who contact city officials regarding code violations, minor infringements against city ordinances, complain about one off parties and call the police at the first sign of an ethnic minority in their vicinity have the same gene, according to scientists, as Nazi collaborators.
"These people will stab their friends and neighbors in the back, will find any reason to 'report' anything to the authorities due to the "fucking cunt" gene they possess. This is the same gene that many Europeans had during World War Two. For example, the man who heard Anne Frank typing her diary, and then called the Nazi's to turn in his neighbor - had the "fucking cunt" gene," explained professor Steve Hawkling who conducted the research.
The gene, which gives people the satisfaction that they have 'fucked someone up', despite gaining no benefit themselves from 'fucking up' their victim usually is found in men with tiny penisis and fat obese women who believe in fairies.
Duncan Whitehead, a sturdy man with the courage of a lion and the heart of a proud gazelle agrees with the findings.
"One of my neighbors turned me in for parking on my grass, resulting in me now distrusting all my neighbors, leaving me determined to wreak havoc on the neighborhood, to remain within the law - but to cause as many problems for others as I can. As the 'tip' was anonymous, and I haven't time to check the size of everyone of my neighbors penises, I am just going to hate on everyone."
Hawkling believes that this revenge mentality can only be blamed on those who encourage the anonymous reporting in the first place.
"They, city officials etc, have managed to further eradicate neighborly behaviour, turning neighborhoods into places of fear and loathing. Resulting in decent folk becoming wary of all their neighbors and eroding any semblance of community."
Duncan Whitehead lives in Pompano Beach and though doesn't know who went online to report him he will assume eveyone is guilty until EVERYONE has paid.