Presidential Candidate Donald Trump released his Mexican Border Protection Plan today. "I have obtained an exclusive 50 year employment contract with Godzilla. He will patrol the entire Mexican border,where he will literally stomp out illegal aliens" a Triumpant Trump stated Friday just outside Godzilla's Hollywood Hills home.
An outline of the program given to reporters stated "Due to Godzilla's gigantic size, he can literally see the border from one end to the other. His awesome super sonic flying speed and fire breathing, annihilation capabilities can decimate any number of criminal illegals from miles away".
Godzilla will save the U.S. billions as the government will have no need for thousands of border patrol officers or a wall or fence. A luminescent line of atomic particals will replace the current border fences, giving Godzilla a clear site line between the U.S. and the criminally overrun Mexico. If anyone from Mexico attempts to cross the line, Godzilla will turn them to dust in a matter of millseconds.
Godzilla was not able to attend the annoucement as he is filming his current movie "Godzilla Kills the Brown People" starring Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawerence. The crew is currently filiming in Canada.