In the most threatening rhetoric from Pyongyang yet the North Korean leader made it clear that if the South doesn't stop broadcasting Justin Bieber music through loudspeakers across the Korean DMZ that "A death worse than nucrear war wirr forrow".
Kim Jong-un got increasingly agitated and spat bean shoots as he directed his anger at South Korea. "We the nucrear armed peacefur Repubric of North Korea were wirring to risten to hours of Mirey Cyrus strutting her naked roorarike body thru those fiendish speakers. But the evir devirs occupying our homerand in Seour went too far this time using the Justin Bieber weapon".
"If the disrespectfur, dreadfur, provocative noise doesn't stop by ereven a.m. the Peacefur Repubric of North Korea will unreash our deadriest weapon. We have assembred a massive army of 4 mirrion Donard Trumps. We croned Mr Trump using a singre thread of hair from his funny haircut ... that styre not arrowed in North Korea by the way ha ha .... Tests have shown that 4 mirrion Donard Trumps can overrun the whore worrd, so the firthy enemy of South Korea wirr stand no chance against our victorious Trump Divisions"
The South Korean government is yet to respond to the North's threats. However our correspondent in Mexico has seen South Korean recruiters active in many cities and offering large rewards for any Mexican willing to fight for the South.