Written by D P Whitehead

Saturday, 3 January 2015

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Obviously I Am Referring To Her Vagina

With Hillary Clinton looking more likely to run for President in 2016 many are celebrating that at last a real "Bush" will be in the White House.

One man said "After two Bush's it is great to finally have a real Bush walking the corridors of the White House - not just someone called Bush - but an actual Bush. Fantastic."

Clinton, who keeps a trimmed - but not often utilized Bush - is said to be considering using the slogan; "After Two Cunts Running The Country - Isn't About Time A REAL Bush Took Control?".

However this has been strenuously denied by Clinton's campaign, which is probably prudent as I just made it up.

"We have had a Dick (Nixon) as President and Two Bush's, so it is only fitting that we complete the cycle," said another man whom I met New Years morning, after waking up in a dumpster, with glitter on my dick, a pencil stabbed in my thigh and a used firework stuck up my ass.

(Some of this article is not true)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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