Disney World Bar and Grill - Somewhere in the bowels of underground labyrinth at Disney World the now retired Donald Duck held court today at his favorite Classic Cartoons Only Bar and Grill. There along with the likes of Mickey Mouse, Cheshire Cat, Sylvester, Cinderella, some dwarfs and many other drunken figures, Donald Duck entertained reporters today.
"I've already heard from Donald Sutherland, Donald Rumsfeld, Donald Driver, Donald Glover, and Donald Hall. If that jackass doesn't quit soon were all going to court to change our names to something...to something else!" yelled Donald after knocking down a pint of his favorite DDuck hard cider. Somewhere a report yelled out "To what Don?"
"To Mickey!" retorted Donald, all the toons broke down laughing and rolling on the floor, except for Mickey Mouse, "Now fella's that's not funny!"
"Was funny t' me mouse!" said Grumpy slapping him so hard on the back it knocked Mickey off his bar stool.
"Aaaaaaa,what's all the noise duck?!" yelled a voice that sounded a lot like Bugs Bunny."
"Hey! What's the big idea rabbit, no Warner Brothers Toons allowed here! Yer in the wrong theme park!" yelled Donald Duck.
"Aaaaaaaa, then what's Sylvester doin' 'ere? I'm just here to brings ya a message from Donald Trump. DT will debates ya anytime, anywheres and he says to not bring any of yer namsey pansey Donald or toon friends along neither. Understand?" said Bugs sticking his head in door wearing a fedora and sunglasses.
"Well you tell Trump to stick it where the sun don't shine!" said Donald pulling out a toon single shot black powder pistol and firing at the door. The shot blew a small hole where the rabbits head had been, then the head returned, "Aaaaaaaa, that was close duck...no hard feelings, later!!"
There your have it another Spoof exclusive from the world of politics and looney toons. Donald Trump could not be reached for comment, but a spokes person sent this comment, "Donald hates all toon characters, equally..."
