BILLINGSGATE POST: White House Press Secretary, Jihadi Josh Earnest, signed his own death warrant yesterday when he insulted Donald Trump. In what appeared to be an "off the cuff" discussion during the daily press briefing, Jihadi Josh described the Trump campaign as having a "dustbin of history quality to it."
Gathering steam, Jihadi Josh said that Trump was guilty of vacuous sloganeering, outright lies, to even using fake hair in his campaign; calling it a "carnival-barker routine that we have seen for some time now."
"I have great respect for Jihadi John Earnest. I think he is one of the most attractive liars on the planet. I have employed countless liars in my workforce, and I respect and love each and everyone of them. I will never mention the fact that he habitually lies and misleads the gullible press corp on a daily basis. As far as his suggestion that my hair is fake; just let him touch one hair on my head, and I will turn my albino raccoon on him so fast he will be lucky to keep his smirk on."