Americans watching Saturday's Democratic debate saw Hillary Clinton's empty podium for nearly one minute when ABC News came back from its second commercial break as she found herself in the unfortunate position of needing to take a dump, which ended up being one of the biggest turds ever produced by a potential Presidential candidate.
She walked onto the stage as co-moderator David Muir set up a discussion about jobs and the economy, telling the audience "sorry, it was like shitting out a porcupine," turning to Muir she then said "If I were you, I'd call a plumber. I think I blocked the John. Either that or fetch a whisk."
After the debate, fellow candidate Bernie Sanders told reporters that "he could hear Clinton farting gently before the commercial break and detected a crap like odor emitting from her podium."
Former Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley said, "It was obvious she was trying to keep it in before she shit herself. I for one have experienced a couple of turtle heads myself in the past. So I know how she felt."
Host Muir refused to comment on the incident saying only that the buildings plumbing system was now 'beyond repair.'