Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor

Written by Moose

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

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BRENHAM, TX - Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria.

On Monday, the company said that Salmavilla was also going to be released.

Blue Balls ice cream goes back on sale in Houston, TX, on August 31. After testing the new products, Blue Balls intends to roll out the flavors nation-wide.

The company shut down production earlier this year after a listeria outbreak killed three people.

In a recent survey, 42% of respondents said they'd be looking for Salmavilla when Blue Bell returns while 13% said Mysteria. Eleven percent are looking for Ant-Tracks while only 5% are looking for Choculism. Meanwhile, only 7% of respondents said they'd be looking for another flavor altogether.

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