Written by j.w.

Friday, 24 April 2015

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Brain after effects of new drug

Members of Lord Janner's family are reported to be very pleased about the news that a cure for Altzeimers disease has been discovered.

The latest discovery comes just in time for Lord Janner to clear his name in an open trial of all suggestions that he assaulted boys.

In an interview with Spoof's Health spokesperson, Dr Brain, who has been working on this research for more years than he can remember, described finding the cure for the disease as a 'breakthrough which will change the lives of millions'.

Lord Janner will be getting the tablets, which will be sure to cure him, during the journey he is making to Switzerland where he will be recovering from the after effects of the drug use.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Alzheimer's

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