Written by Gail Farrelly

Wednesday, 6 May 2015

image for Princess Charlotte Is Already Tweeting!
More Charlotte's style? Perhaps with some flowers and ribbons added?

Yep, you read that right. She started at four days old and there's no stopping her.

Here's a sample of her tweets:

-- Slept through homecoming from the hospital. I was bored.

-- Hate my plain knitted cap. Fit for a peasant. Would it have killed my mom to put a flower or ribbon on it?

-- I like the Queen. She wears pretty hats. Maybe she can lend me one.

-- Why oh why was I given the same first name as Hillary Clinton's grandchild? No originality. Phooey!

-- Bad enough Americans declared their independence. Now they're pre-empting our best names too. Blimey!

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Keep it right here at TheSpoof.com to learn about future tweets from the new princess.
There will be plenty more. She's clearly a 21st century chick. Good for her!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Royal Baby




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