James Bond star Daniel Craig is said to furious after naked photographs of him pumping Iron were leaked onto the internet. The photos, apparently taken with a high powered lens, show the actor sweating while totally nude at his home in Los Angeles.
Iron, a three year old Yorkshire Terrier has yet to comment, however Iron's owner, Geraldine Grant is said to be devestated.
"I am appalled that Daniel Craig has been carrying on an illicit affair with my dog. I know Iron is a funny name for a little dog, but we named him that because he is as tough as nails. I am more shocked to discover that he is gay, more than anything."
Craig, the whiny and complaining star of the current Bond movie Spectre, for which he was paid a shit load of money for, recently claimed that working on the movie had been 'hell.'
Meanwhile thousands remain in slavery, dying of starvation, in the clutches of terror and even more millions face misery, disease and poverty everyday. But they need not fear, as dog shagging James Bond knows EXACTLY how you feel. EXACTLY. Pretentious twat.