Hillary Tells Obama To Call Off FBI Or She Will Reveal His Kenyan Birth Certificate

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 18 August 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: We're now officially talking "HARDBALL." In an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Hillary Clinton was asked by the fast talking loudmouth if there was anything she could do to stop the FBI from breaking down her private server and finding evidence that she had received and transmitted highly classified documents that could ultimately determine whether she did time in the White House or in a Federal women's prison.

In response, the chipmunk cheeked, former First Lady threw back her head and chortled: "Chris, I got that sum-bitch by the nuts and he knows it."

Matthews: "Do you mind if I ask you what you have on him?"

Hillary: "Not at all. As you well know, there has been continuous speculation driven by the far right that Barack Obama's Hawaiian birth certificate was bogus, and that his college transcripts would reflect that he attended different colleges as a foreign national. I am here to tell you that they were dead right!"

Matthews: "Can you prove that?"

Hillary: "Is the Pope a Catholic?"

Matthews: "No. Is Barack Obama an African Kenyan?"

Hillary: "You can bet your Irish ass on it."

Matthews: "Thank you, Ms. President."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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