Moscow - An up-and-coming young tennis pro Violet de la Tiara Eva was found slumped dead this morning following a work-out with new balls on court number one.
The 23 year-old beauty was internationally famous for her 30 inch long peroxide hair extensions which acted as windbreaks during rough serve-and-volley play.
Her 34-DD knockers squeezed into a trademark scaffolding-like sports bra frequently featured on the front cover of Tits International.
As well as the odd edition of Tennis Ho Monthly. Ah, Pro.
Commenting on the tragic announcement World Number One Seedy Rafael Nadal's ex-pool man said, ''It's f**k all to do with me, mate."
Violetta Digitalis, 69, will also be remembered for her pert derriere, nicely toned legs and $25,000-a-pop designer tennis kit.
Messages of condolence on her website this morning lamented the young woman's sudden passing just daze before the start of the Vladivostock Open Tournament.
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