Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 25 June 2015

image for Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!
Thank heavens she wasn't caught in the Parisian riots, they would have stormed the Bastille!

Widow of Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love (Who?) has made headlines by being in the wrong place at the right time!

Parisian taxi drivers are protesting and blocking off all roads to French major airports because an American company is muscling in on their business (So what's new?).

Chaos around the airports rules, burning, overturned cars and other typical things lay in the roads because when the French protest, they really protest and this time there was no time for Je Suis Charlie.

However Courtney (who?) stuck in the middle of the riots did what only she knows best. She opened the taxi door, opened her fading thighs, revealed her 'knickerless' bum and flashed her pussy at taxi drivers who stopped rioting for a second mesmerised by an ageing pussy being flashed in their direction!

Then two horny, young male motorcyclists passing by, braked and offered Courtney a ride on their motorbike and out of the blockade, she agreed.

Her luggage and spare knickers were sent later via UPS back to the States and she just managed to catch her plane thanks to the boys who promised never to clean their back seat again because Courtney, rather excited at the whole thing, left a moist stain on it!

The bike is now being auctioned for 5 million bucks to Nirvana fans who want to be close to a place where Kurt frequented when he wasn't stoned out of his brains!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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