Written by D P Whitehead

Saturday, 11 April 2015


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It was a FUCKING Dump!

Hot on the heels of that fucking irrelvant gold/blue dress social media storm another intriguing image is generating massive Internet buzz.

The image of a cat, which is either shitting or taking a piss on a Florida man's pair of FUCKING expensive jeans appeared anonymously on some trendy website 6 days ago, where it has already racked up more than 410,000,000,000,000,000,006 views.

Commenters on the website are divided about the image, which has sparked debate ranging from the physiology of DIRTY FUCKING TWO FACED UNGRATEFUL BASTARD CUNTY FUCKING FUCK FUCKERS cats to the make of the jeans in the picture (Armani - Okay - FUCKING Armani - now covered in cat shit!).

The debate about the image has also been raging on Twitter, via the hashtag #catshittingorpissingonduncansjeans.

What do you think? Did the cat, which has less than hour to live, take a piss on my expensive jeans; or did he (Mike) take a fucking massive, and I mean massive, dump on them?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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