Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un announced today that Camp 22 will henceforth be known as Donald Trump Camp and the towers with machine gun turrets have been named Trump Towers North, South, East, and West.
We feel that, even though we hate America, Donald Trump shows the values that we really promote-ruthlessness, unruliness, spiteful, divisive, and combative. We also admire how he could control bankruptcy and let others carry the loss. So we also admire tricky.
We feel that any person looking to build walls and not bridges, to keep out one group like the Mexicans and being real divisive about others, like the Muslims, is the kind of name we want on our camps.
We have a few other candidates for future labor camp name changes, including Bill Cosby, who has offered to come and personally cut the ribbon and serve drinks, and of course, Dennis Rodman.