Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

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image for Kim Kardashian (who?) swallowed pills on TV!
now she should be really on a Talk Show, she's got FRONT!

A young lady, not her father, called Kim Kardashian (Before we continue can someone explain to the world what she has actually done to become so famous? Answers to Jaggedone's CIA 'Cockroach Infiltration Army' HQ and the winner will receive a copy of "How to become a woman without trying" by Bruce Jenner and co-written by Boy George), has shocked the world by advertising pills on TV without the company paying a penny!

Kim was on a talk show when she produced the bottle of pills that she claims helped her morning sickness and once again the question arises, why the hell was she on a talk show in the first place?

Now her ex-dad, and new second mum, might be quite interesting, but Kim only has a big plastic butt, two plastic boobs, a brain as large as a mosquito and a bank account larger than mine and that explains why the whole world is so fascinated with Miss Kardashian (or does it?).

The company's shares who produce the pills have just rocketed on the NY stock exchange because they obviously know how to milk a dopey cow and those who follow her; quite brilliant actually!

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