There were 1,168 spoof news stories published in April 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.
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Funny story: Naked photos of Tom Cruise go for millions

Naked photos of Tom Cruise go for millions

Naked photos of hunky Tom Cruise have been sold for a million dollars and the new buyer of them is none other than George Michael.
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Funny story: Zac Efron proposes to Vanessa Hudgens but...

Zac Efron proposes to Vanessa Hudgens but...

American hearthrob, Zac Efron finally proposed to his girlfriend, Vanessa hUdgens, but the latter said she was not in the mood of marriage and she would rather concentrate on her career.
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Seen Kissing David Henrie Behind a Tree!

Selena Gomez Seen Kissing David Henrie Behind a Tree!

Wizards Of Waverly Place stars Selena Gomez and David Henrie were seen kissing behind a tree near a Brooklyn park.
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Funny story: Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!

Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!

Nigella Lawson, voluptuous cook, has declared that she is to put her breasts on the web for absolutely no charge - and she particularly hopes that men will take up the offer.
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Funny story: Naked photos of Zac Efron are sold on ebay

Naked photos of Zac Efron are sold on ebay

Naked photographs of Hollywood actor Zac Efron have been sold for one million dollars, according to the supermarket tabloid The National Scandal.
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Funny story: Disney Sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens Pregnant by 19-year old Zac Efron

Disney Sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens Pregnant by 19-year old Zac Efron

Did you ever think that Disney-sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens, would ever have a baby? Well imagine it! During what was going to be a routine interview, we learned a little more than we bargained for!...
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Funny story: Happy 21st birthday Maria Sharapova as Russian males ponder if Putin's new trollop Alina Kabaeva is the country's new top erotic fantasy

Happy 21st birthday Maria Sharapova as Russian males ponder if Putin's new trollop Alina Kabaeva is the country's new top erotic fantasy

Moscow - (Rotters): Russia's leading tabloid has reported that in a landmark poll of 2,000 red-blooded Russian males aged 18-69 this weekend over 95% were too pissed to answer any questions coherently.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo's Fakes

Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo's Fakes

Hannah Montana's squeaky clean image is intact according to her father and country music legend Billy Ray. "Those photo's are not my little girl" and "They have been photo shopped by some sicko" he is reported as telling c...
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Funny story: In Major Blunder, Obama Says Sky Is Blue

In Major Blunder, Obama Says Sky Is Blue

AP - In a major campaign blunder, Senator Barack Obama stated today that the sky is blue.
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Funny story: First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

Burbank, California - As part of his contract with Oprah (Harpo Productions), Dr. Phil has arranged to be the first and only psychiatrist to date to be afforded the opportunity to psychoanalyze the world's first pregnant man, Thomas Beatie. Condu...
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Funny story: Plus Size Role Model Speaks Out Against Anorexia

Plus Size Role Model Speaks Out Against Anorexia

Plus Size model, Jen Hunter, 25, has spoken out in an effort to deter impressionable young women from dieting to themselves to death. Jen, who at 7 stone 2 pounds (98 pounds) is classed as Plus Size in the modelling industry says that there is fa...
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Funny story: Nude pics of Mario Lopez circulating

Nude pics of Mario Lopez circulating

Nude revealing photos of one of Hollywood's most enduring actors, San Diego born Mario Lopez, have been sold to the national B-S Review for over 1 million dollars.
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Funny story: Daniel And Rupert Boycott Emma Watson's Birthday Bash After She Refuses To Strip For Them

Daniel And Rupert Boycott Emma Watson's Birthday Bash After She Refuses To Strip For Them

Last Saturday well known Harry Potter actress Emma Watson turned 18 and she threw a massive celeb party for herself. However both Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe didn't even bother to turn up. Something that was widely speculated about afterwar...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus takes over from Vanessa Hudgens as poster-child for corruption

Miley Cyrus takes over from Vanessa Hudgens as poster-child for corruption

Hollywood, Ca - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Vanessa Hudgens' reign as a poster-child for corruption is finally over and a new Queen Slut has taken over the throne.
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Funny story: Pregnant Man on Oprah leaves Middle and High school biology teachers caught between their profession to pursue truth and political correctness in the media

Pregnant Man on Oprah leaves Middle and High school biology teachers caught between their profession to pursue truth and political correctness in the media

Bend, Oregon - The controversy in Thomas Beatie, a transgender male claiming to be the first pregnant man has the scientific community coming under political pressure it has not experienced since the Catholic Church put Galileo Galilee under house ar...
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Funny story: Iranian prosecutor blames Barbie doll for Tehran police chief's descent into depravity

Iranian prosecutor blames Barbie doll for Tehran police chief's descent into depravity

Tehran - (Infidel Mess): Iran's prosecutor-general has blamed a sexually explicit life-size rubber puppet once belonging to Butcher of Lyon SS-Hauptsturmführer Klaus Barbie for Tehran police chief General Reza Zarei's much publicised...
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Funny story: Oprah-Michelle Obama catfight! Oprah calls Barack "my husband"; Michelle screams "Ya'll get off ma man!"

Oprah-Michelle Obama catfight! Oprah calls Barack "my husband"; Michelle screams "Ya'll get off ma man!"

Ever since she openly endorsed Obama, Oprah has seen her popularity fizzle. First it was her angry fans - middle-aged white women - who happen to be Hillary Clinton's biggest supporters - who lashed out at her.
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Funny story: Harry Potter star finds his Prince Charming

Harry Potter star finds his Prince Charming

Hogwarts - (Ass Mess): Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is scouring Australia's gay bars, clubs and discos after spotting a tumescent mystery hunk ogling him at an Adelaide awards ceremony recently.
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Funny story: It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend

It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend

The 36-year-old David Tennant is considered by many viewers to be the best dressed incarnation yet of Time Lord Doctor Who. Far from milking his celebrity, though, he hardly ever speaks to the press. In this rare interview, his former boyfri...
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Funny story: The World's Ugliest Women Competition is being held in Blackpool

The World's Ugliest Women Competition is being held in Blackpool

This Saturday night the Grand Final of the Ugliest Women in the World Competition will mean that a record number of viewers will be glued to their Television Sets.
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Funny story: OMFG! Sarah Palin's baby is a...a ...Democrat!!

OMFG! Sarah Palin's baby is a...a ...Democrat!!

Juneau, Alaska - (Bonkers Mess): Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin has been speaking about the birth of her fifth daft-named child today.
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Funny story: Teen Starlet Miley Cyrus responds to photo scandal

Teen Starlet Miley Cyrus responds to photo scandal

LOS ANGELES, CA - Everyone knows Miley Cyrus. Your little sister, brother, maybe even your mother knows Miley, or at least her famous dad, Billy Ray. But what you may not know is Miley's dirty little secret that is floating around the net.
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Funny story: Sexy latinas look for love with white Americans

Sexy latinas look for love with white Americans

Latina girls are far more sexy than latino men which explains why more latina women are being woed by rich Americans who treat their ladies far better than pig headed latino men.
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Funny story: Gok Wan Outed as Heterosexual

Gok Wan Outed as Heterosexual

Scandal hit Channel 4 last night as camp presenter and self-professed "Makeover Queen" Gok Wan was sensationally revealed to be as straight as a die. Wan, the presumed-to-be-gay host of hit show How to Look Good Naked, admitted at a press conferen...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Cleveland Steamer pics

Miley Cyrus Cleveland Steamer pics

In an attempt to distract the world from the risqué pictures currently circulating on the internet, Miley Cyrus has published her photographic collection of famous American boats through the ages.
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Funny story: Harry Potter exhibition in World Tour for ever!

Harry Potter exhibition in World Tour for ever!

A US company has teamed up with Warner Bros Studios for Harry Potter: The Exhibition.
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Funny story: Secret divorce talks for Charles and Camilla

Secret divorce talks for Charles and Camilla

Buckingham Palace - (Sordid Ass Mess): It's over. A top Palace source has confirmed today that Charles and Camilla are to divorce after a standard prenup based on promoting the Prince's heterosexuality ran aground and finally hit the rocks d...
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Funny story: FCC removes piss and tits from list of banned words

FCC removes piss and tits from list of banned words

The US Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced today that the words "piss" and "tits" will no longer be banned from the airwaves and radio and television stations may use them freely and without hindrance.
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Funny story: Gok Wan Accused Of 'Munterphilia' By C4 Bosses

Gok Wan Accused Of 'Munterphilia' By C4 Bosses

How To Look Good Naked host, Gok Wan, has incurred the wrath of C4 bosses when it emerged that women were being forced to show their fat, ugly bums on TV merely for the depraved sexual pleasure
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Funny story: "Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...
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Funny story: Gay masturbation totally different from hetero masturbation scientists say

Gay masturbation totally different from hetero masturbation scientists say

London - (Gay Ass Mess): "We used to think that masturbation is so gay," Imperial Science Institute's Prof V Smart said today, "but now we aren't so sure."...
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Funny story: Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton and Prince Frolic Nude at Coachella Party

Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton and Prince Frolic Nude at Coachella Party

THERMAL, Calif. (FMLiveWire) - - The stars got together here for a private orgy of self-indulgent naked frolicking after the smash Coachella rock concert that featured Prince.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Answers Questions on Internet Pictures

Miley Cyrus Answers Questions on Internet Pictures

Recently, pictures purporting to be of a scantilly clad Miley Cyrus have sprung up on various sites on the internet. The shots feature a young girl in various stages of dress and show her in different styles, colors, and types of undergarments. M...
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Funny story: Latest news on Eminem's new album

Latest news on Eminem's new album

Rap superstar Eminem's new album will be scheduled to be released on August 12th, there will be collaborations with Lil Wayne, Michael Jackson, Fergie, Soulja Boy and Beyonce.
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Funny story: Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Stunned diners at the McWiggerdly household were left distraught after watching their 10 year old fat fucker of a son eat the last sausage in the entire house.
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Funny story: Official - Scafell Pike no longer England's highest Peak

Official - Scafell Pike no longer England's highest Peak

Many a climber and walker over the years have struggled up Scafell Pike in the Lake District to "bag" England's highest Peak at 978m. Well the unfortunate news is that nearby Scafell has now been measured and confirmed as the ho...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus In Vanity Fair; Abigail Breslin Next

Miley Cyrus In Vanity Fair; Abigail Breslin Next

Vanity Fair is spinning over the Miley Cyrus topless photo controversy, but the avant garde magazine is not stopping there. Next month the magazine will feature a racy photo spread of 12-year-old actress Abigail Breslin.
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Funny story: Most sexy women are Latinas says movie star

Most sexy women are Latinas says movie star

Movie star Christian Bale has said he would love to co-star opposite a sexy Latina as they are the most sexiest ladies in the world!...
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Funny story: Jenna Bush to model for Victoria's Beaver

Jenna Bush to model for Victoria's Beaver

Crawford, Texas - (Hairy Ass Mess): Just weeks away from her wedding to Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar Jenna Bush has signed a lucrative modelling contract with racy lingerie boutique chain Victoria's Beaver.
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Funny story: Naked Carla Bruni pics; sold on e bay

Naked Carla Bruni pics; sold on e bay

French 1st Lady Carla Bruni's naked pictures went under auction today and fetched a whopping £94k!...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!

Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!

A sex tape featuring Presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton has surfaced on the internet.
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Funny story: Cast Announced For Hobbit Movie

Cast Announced For Hobbit Movie

Peter Jackson won many Oscars for his Lord of the Rings trilogy, but has decided not to direct the prequel. Instead, Guillermo Del Toro (Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth) will helm this new film set in an earlier time in Middle Earth.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens seen buying Pregnancy Test

Vanessa Hudgens seen buying Pregnancy Test

Vanessa Hudgens was seen buying the pregnancy test yesterday.
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Funny story: Reformation Movement Splits Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

Reformation Movement Splits Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

MOOSE JAW, SK-In a turn of events deemed inevitable by many outside observers, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also known as the Pastafarians, has split over numerous items of contention concerning its doctrine of a beer volcano in heaven...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Upset Due to Vanity Fair Photos

Miley Cyrus Upset Due to Vanity Fair Photos

Miley Cyrus, the 15 year old star of the Hannah Montana children's series, is upset about a photo shoot of her due to appear in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair magazine. Several pictures form that session have been leaked to the press and include s...
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Funny story: Girlfriend Actually Believes No One Will See Sex Tape

Girlfriend Actually Believes No One Will See Sex Tape

Norfolk, VA Jennfer Wenk, 19, and Brad Sutter, 27, recently video taped themselves having sex with each other under the mutual agreement that it would stay private.
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Funny story: Max Mosley's Nazi orgy totally wicked says Prince Harry

Max Mosley's Nazi orgy totally wicked says Prince Harry

Buckingham Palace - (Lurid Ass Mess): "Grandma should give him a gong," Prince Harry laughed today as UK tabloids continued to rip into daft Nazi S&M orgy fan Max Mosley.
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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Favourite Pulls Out Of Race In China/Tibet Protest

2008 Grand National Favourite Pulls Out Of Race In China/Tibet Protest

Today's John Smith's Grand National at Aintree is in danger of collapse after it was revealed that the favourite and his jockey have pulled out of the race, in protest at the Human Rights abu...
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Funny story: Jolly Jolie Sex Scene

Jolly Jolie Sex Scene

James McAvoy has confessed he found filming sex scenes with Angelina Jolie difficult.
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Funny story: Cypress Hill Ask waitresses to dance in video

Cypress Hill Ask waitresses to dance in video

Latino rappers Cypress Hill have asked 3 local waitresses to dance in their next video after meeting the girls at a diner in San Diego.
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Funny story: Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus makes drastic descision

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus makes drastic descision

Hannah Montana teen superstar Miley Cyrus has made a drastic decision regarding her career. Cyrus, 15, said in a press statement earlier this week that she is "tired" of her kiddy pop persona, Hannah Montana.
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Funny story: Shannon Matthews' Mum Arrested For Being A Slapper

Shannon Matthews' Mum Arrested For Being A Slapper

Karen Matthews, the mother of little Shannon Matthews, the girl who went missing for three weeks, has herself been arrested by West Yorkshire Police in Dewsbury, and charged with being a 'slapper'
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Funny story: Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, inspires controversial new children's toy

Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, inspires controversial new children's toy

North Pole - A small but militant band of transgender Elves have taken over Santa's Workshop up at the North Pole. They are working overtime in to help indoctrinate your children with their skewed value system instead of yours. They have come up...
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Funny story: French President's Wife Strips - Wins Release of Ship Hostages

French President's Wife Strips - Wins Release of Ship Hostages

In what is being called in diplomatic circles as an unprecedented and dangerous move, French President Nicolas Sarkozy's wife, model Carla Bruni, has stripped for a pay-per-view special and given the proceeds to Somalian kidnappers in order to se...
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Funny story: What's that reflection in Dick Cheney's glasses? Naked woman? Space Alien? Osama Bin Laden? What the blog is it?

What's that reflection in Dick Cheney's glasses? Naked woman? Space Alien? Osama Bin Laden? What the blog is it?

Snake River, Idaho - The Internet is once again a blaze with controversial pictures, only this time its not just with the standard photos of a naked woman (although that has not been ruled out). It is on fire with photos of Vice President Dick Cheney...
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Funny story: James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

Metallica rock icon James Hetfield is joining forces with Axl Rose and the Gun N' Roses guys for a special once-off reunion tour staring in Montreal on June 18t...
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Funny story: Archaeologists find stunning crystal skull under Stonehenge

Archaeologists find stunning crystal skull under Stonehenge

Salisbury Plain - (Paleolithic Mess): Archaeologists excavating Stonehenge have stumbled on what has been described as a stunning human life-sized amethyst crystal skull believed to date from circa 5,000 BC.
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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Betting Latest

2008 Grand National Betting Latest

The 2008 John Smith's Grand National gets under way at Aintree racecourse this Saturday April 5th, amid the usual controversy and kerfuffle over the safety of the horses, race-fixing and the unre...
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Funny story: Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item

Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item

Popular actress Emma Watson, who plays Harry Potter's sidekick, Hermione Granger, in the film franchise is sick to death of fans asking if she and Daniel Radcliffe are dating/having sex/getting married/starting a family. So much so that today she...
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Funny story: Derren Brown admits he is a turd burglar

Derren Brown admits he is a turd burglar

Top TV illusionist Derren Brown, 37, has stunned his many fans by revealing his secret fetish - stealing dog turds from the back gardens of his wealthy friends.
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Funny story: YouTube's Girl Fight Club license approved by Nevada Boxing Commission

YouTube's Girl Fight Club license approved by Nevada Boxing Commission

Las Vegas, Nevada - Contrary to its official policy to red flag any viral video that depicts unnecessary violence, YouTube proudly announced today that the Nevada Boxing Commission finally approved its application for an online fight club.
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Funny story: Tiger Woods' Secret Reverse-Lasik Surgery Revealed

Tiger Woods' Secret Reverse-Lasik Surgery Revealed

Orlando- Five days after successful knee surgery, golfing champion Tiger Woods underwent reverse-Lasik surgery at an Orlando clinic and is said to be in pretty-good condition. "While his knee recovers, Tiger thought this would be a perfect time...
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Funny story: Gay fishing tournament up Shit Creek.

Gay fishing tournament up Shit Creek.

This years World Gay Fishing Final will be at held at Shit Creek, County Clare on Ireland's wet and windy west coast during the inaugural Spanish Point Gay and Lesbian Festival.
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Funny story: Planning row erupts over Jodie Marsh's boobs

Planning row erupts over Jodie Marsh's boobs

PLANNING officers have recommended Jodie Marsh's new boobs be torn down after she applied for retrospective planning permission for the rack.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Expected to Play a Bigger Role in High School Musical 3

Miley Cyrus Expected to Play a Bigger Role in High School Musical 3

Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus, will now be expected to play a bigger role in upcoming movie High School Musical 3.
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Funny story: 'A good Cock these days is hard to find' laments Undertones Feargal Sharkey in Hot Press Interview.

'A good Cock these days is hard to find' laments Undertones Feargal Sharkey in Hot Press Interview.

Eighties punk singer Feargal Sharkey has lashed out at the lack of big healthy virile cocks that are available for sex at any time of the day or night in an interview with Hot Press magazine to be published later this month.
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Funny story: Secret Marilyn Monroe film 'a fake cover for Jackie and Lyndon B Johnson'

Secret Marilyn Monroe film 'a fake cover for Jackie and Lyndon B Johnson'

New York - (Naked Ass Mess): The 15 minute 16mm home movie auctioned for $1.5 million today of Marilyn Monroe performing an intimate act on John F Kennedy is a fake.
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Funny story: The Naked Show Must Go On For Daniel Radcliffe - Even If He Has No Manly Parts Left!

The Naked Show Must Go On For Daniel Radcliffe - Even If He Has No Manly Parts Left!

Everyone knows it, and if you don't you are either illiterate or have been walking around with a paper bag on your head for the last month. Yes not content with just scaring theatre goers in London's west end for life, Daniel Radcliffe has ta...
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Funny story: Adolf Hitler Found In Austrian Bunker

Adolf Hitler Found In Austrian Bunker

Adolf Hitler, the well-known German Chancellor and wartime tyrant, has been found alive and well with several of his closest aides, in a secret bunker under a house in the Austrian town of Amstetten, say police.
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Funny story: John Barrowman not so gay, says buxom backstairs Lolita

John Barrowman not so gay, says buxom backstairs Lolita

'Captain Jack' John Barrowman's public image of gay pride and connubial bliss came under scrutiny yesterday amid revelations of weekend trysts with a prostitute and her enormous tits.
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Funny story: Hugdens and Tisdale both pregnant by Zac

Hugdens and Tisdale both pregnant by Zac

A few days ago, HSM star Ashley Tisdale announced to fans that she was expecting a little girl with Zac Efron. The star told fans that she was looking forward to a relaxing pregnancy with Zac by her side. However now it looks like her pregnancy will...
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Funny story: Joe Cole's Shorts too short for UEFA

Joe Cole's Shorts too short for UEFA

Chelsea footballer Joe Cole has been hauled before football's governing body, UEFA to explain why he continues to wears extra-short shorts despite two previous warnings and a £10,000 fine.
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Funny story: Radcliffe Spotted Wearing Thong

Radcliffe Spotted Wearing Thong

Daniel Radcliffe(also known as Scarhead, Harry Potter, Radders, Radzo and DanRad.) was seen earlier today in his local Marks and Spencer lingerie section. When the star bent down to take a closer look at the granny knickers, he revealed a bit more th...
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Funny story: Hillary Loses Pennsylvania in Recount; Ron Paul Wins

Hillary Loses Pennsylvania in Recount; Ron Paul Wins

Hillary Clinton suffered a stunning defeat Thursday when a recount of the Pennsylvania primary vote showed she lost by a substantial margin. While the initial count had Clinton ahead by 10 points over Barack Obama, the recount put the former first la...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Flips Off Nick Jonas

Miley Cyrus Flips Off Nick Jonas

Miley Cyrus was shopping with her back-up dancer/bff Mandy when they saw Nick and Joe Jonas.
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Funny story: 20 Year Old Dressed As Lizard Killed By Conspiracy Theorist

20 Year Old Dressed As Lizard Killed By Conspiracy Theorist

USA - A 20 year old student from Germany has been brutally killed by an American conspiracy theorist from Kentucky (USA) for dressing up as a lizard in order to scare the man.
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Funny story: 2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

The 2008 Flora London Marathon starts on Sunday in the heart of the capital, and, all being well, will finish the same day, thanks to the event's organisers who have banned slower runners from competing.
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Funny story: Microsoft Cancels Windows Vista

Microsoft Cancels Windows Vista

In a not-totally unexpected move, Microsoft reversed the roles of Windows Vista and XP. The spokesman for Microsoft said, "Vista is on the way out and XP is on the way in."...
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Funny story: Harry Potter - Cross-Dressing Disaster

Harry Potter - Cross-Dressing Disaster

Information has been received from close sources that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is in fact a cross-dresser.
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Funny story: Maddie found on T5 luggage belt

Maddie found on T5 luggage belt

[HEATHROW: APS] Madeline McCann, the elusive toddler who has been missing since her parents misplaced her in Portugal almost a year ago, has been found by mechanics on a luggage belt at Heathrow's new Terminal 5.
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Funny story: "Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out

"Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out

After Derren Brown; stage illusionist and celebrity hypnotist, sensationally apologised to his female fan (Molly Bridges of Blackburn) for being gay, former darling of Saturday night TV and doyen of Hampstead Heath, Michael Barrymore has accused the...
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Funny story: Grammar Correction Man Beaten To Death

Grammar Correction Man Beaten To Death

Police today revealed that a 27 year old English teacher has been beaten to death by the checkout staff at a supermarket in Guildford, Surrey.
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Funny story: Emma Watson To Marry A Tramp

Emma Watson To Marry A Tramp

Actress Emma Watson who plays geeky Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, has announced today that she is to marry a homeless tramp called Bob Smith. Friends and fans are concerned by Emma's sudden engagement and erg her to stop and think.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Topless in Vanity Fair

Miley Cyrus Topless in Vanity Fair

Google.com seized up today, as dirty old men, desperate male teenagers and fat lesbians trawled the internet looking for the rumoured topless photos of Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus.
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Funny story: Pope decries Pregnant Man's pregnancy: "Emasculate Conception!" Thomas Beatie's self-proclaimed miracle and campaign for sainthood fails

Pope decries Pregnant Man's pregnancy: "Emasculate Conception!" Thomas Beatie's self-proclaimed miracle and campaign for sainthood fails

Vatican City - Today in Vatican City before the voting body of the College of Cardinals summoned by Pope Benedict XVI for a special counsel on the matter of the pregnancy of Thomas Beatie (a transgender male) being declared a miracle, the Pope sudden...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Appear In Prison Break

Clint Eastwood To Appear In Prison Break

Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood is set to make a TV appearance in popular show Prison Break.
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Funny story: 'Iron Man' Premiere Draws Major Stars, Miley Cyrus to Star in Sequel 'Iron Woman Bangs Iron Man'

'Iron Man' Premiere Draws Major Stars, Miley Cyrus to Star in Sequel 'Iron Woman Bangs Iron Man'

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) -- Marvel Studios' latest superhero blast Iron Man brought a bunch of superstar actors and other notables to its New York premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival on Monday night as a sequel was revealed to be in the works.
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Funny story: Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'

Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'

Karen Matthews, the horrible neglecter of 9-year-old missing-cum-turned-up-safe schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, is to star in the BAFTA-award winning TV drama series Shameless, according to sou...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Harry Potter plank of wood, Daniel Radcliffe (or Pinnochio to his boyfriends) has told interviewers that he has a fondness for blood and often will suck on the pricked fingers of gardener friends whi...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton v Rupert Grint Cat Fight

Paris Hilton v Rupert Grint Cat Fight

Earlier today Paris Hilton was seen barging past security at the Harry Potter Farnham set as she hunted down ginger actor Rupert Grint.
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Funny story: Sony Announces Blu-Ray Player Combo - Plays Betamax Tapes

Sony Announces Blu-Ray Player Combo - Plays Betamax Tapes

Electronics giant Sony announced today that it will soon be selling a combination Blu-Ray and Betamax player. Now that Blu-Ray has won the high definition DVD format war, Sony is hoping to restore some credibility to Betamax while giving something ba...
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Funny story: Prince William & Kate Middleton To Perform Amazing Stunt in Hyde Park

Prince William & Kate Middleton To Perform Amazing Stunt in Hyde Park

So now that Prince William has now successfully gained his wings which qualifies him to pilot aircraft, both rotary and fixed-wing, what next?...
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Funny story: Guns N' Roses to perform on American Idol

Guns N' Roses to perform on American Idol

Rock group Guns N' Roses are set to join the lineup for a once -off spectacular Rock edition of the immensely popular hit TV talent show American Idol.
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson to Recreate Evel Knievel Stunt

Jessica Simpson to Recreate Evel Knievel Stunt

Actress, model, singer, commercial spokesperson, and personality Jessica Simpson wants to add another job to her resume': daredevil. Simpson announced today that she plans on recreating some of Evel Knievel's most famous jumps and stunts.
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Funny story: San Antonio Extends Statute Of Limitations for Ozzy Osbourne

San Antonio Extends Statute Of Limitations for Ozzy Osbourne

In February of 1982, musician Ozzy Osbourne was arrested in San Antonio, Texas. He was wearing a dress in the downtown area and seen urinating on a statue in front of the Alamo. The monument was a shrine to the men, women, and children who died at...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Moved on to Kevin?

Miley Cyrus Moved on to Kevin?

It has been recently reported that actress/ Pop singer Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas from the Jonas Brothers have broken up.This event has led to some very strange and confusing sightings.
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Funny story: Cyber "black holes" abound

Cyber "black holes" abound

Reported from Seattle, Washington, USA, Ethan Katz-Bassett and Arvind Krishnamurthy have found and patterned "black holes" on the internet.
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Funny story: High School Musical 3 Begins Filming

High School Musical 3 Begins Filming

Principle photography for High School Musical 3 being in Salt Lake City for the third movie in the popular Disney Channel series. This film will find the stars as eighteen year olds in their senior year.
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Funny story: Obama Joins New Church

Obama Joins New Church

Last month, Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama was under intense political pressure due to anti-white and anti-American slurs made by the clergyman of his Illinois church. In order to avoid the backlash from that negative publicity, the...
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