Funny story: McCain: Ron Paul For Fed Chair

McCain: Ron Paul For Fed Chair

GOP presidential candidate John McCain said today that he thinks Ron Paul would make a good chairman of the Federal Reserve. McCain was speaking to a group of young Republicans in Texas Friday when he was asked about a role for Paul in a McCain admin...
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Funny story: Overwhelming Majority Of Hillary Supporters Voting For Hillary

Overwhelming Majority Of Hillary Supporters Voting For Hillary

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A new Gallup Poll released last Wednesday showed that out of a sample of 5834 Hillary Clinton supporters, 87% of them plan to cast their vote for her in the upcoming Pennsylvania Primary. Although most Hillary Supp...
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Funny story: Secret defence fund hires Michael Jackson's lawyer for Karen Matthews

Secret defence fund hires Michael Jackson's lawyer for Karen Matthews

Dewsbury, West Yorks - (Rotters): Michael Jackson's New York lawyer Joseph Tacopina has been hired by a secret £1 million defence fund set up for Shannon Matthews' mother Karen.
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Funny story: World Expects Flood of Memoirs from Buddies, High-Level Officials, Cabinet Members, Military People, and Staffers After Bush Leaves Office

World Expects Flood of Memoirs from Buddies, High-Level Officials, Cabinet Members, Military People, and Staffers After Bush Leaves Office

Someone will take over for President Bush on January 20,2009. Such inevitably leads to tell-all books by many D.C. insiders, cronies, and those close to Bushy.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Pregnant

Britney Spears Pregnant

Britney Spears has gotten back with her former husband, Kevin Federline, and is almost 2 months pregnant with his child.
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Funny story: Ian Wright Unveils Clown Company After Leaving BBC

Ian Wright Unveils Clown Company After Leaving BBC

After leaving the BBC claiming they wanted him to be a "jester" former England international Ian Wright says he will dress as a clown every day for the rest of his life.
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Funny story: Katie holmes Denies Face Surgery Claims

Katie holmes Denies Face Surgery Claims

Katie Holmes last night insisted she had not had surgery to make her face lopsided.
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Funny story: Capello To Talk Terry Butcher & Others Out of Retirement

Capello To Talk Terry Butcher & Others Out of Retirement

England boss Fabio Capello last night stepped up his plan to talk several former England favourites out of retirement.
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Funny story: Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item

Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item

Popular actress Emma Watson, who plays Harry Potter's sidekick, Hermione Granger, in the film franchise is sick to death of fans asking if she and Daniel Radcliffe are dating/having sex/getting married/starting a family. So much so that today she...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Harry Potter plank of wood, Daniel Radcliffe (or Pinnochio to his boyfriends) has told interviewers that he has a fondness for blood and often will suck on the pricked fingers of gardener friends whi...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Engaged To His Stalker AKA Me!

Daniel Radcliffe Engaged To His Stalker AKA Me!

Daniel Radcliffe is a gorgeous, well spoken, charming, rich sex god so I guess it was only a matter of time before I allowed him to make an honest woman of me. Yes that is right, Radders has popped the question to me and I said yes and I am now repor...
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Funny story: Pontius Pilate Descendant Caught Scalping Pope Tickets

Pontius Pilate Descendant Caught Scalping Pope Tickets

Angelino Ferraro, 56, of the Bronx in New York City, was arrested and charged with scalping tickets to events surrounding Pope Benedict XVI visit to the United States.
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Funny story: Florida man dies laughing

Florida man dies laughing

A home buyer has collapsed and died in a Miami, Florida real estate office.
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Funny story: Polygamist ranch probe shifts to Vatican

Polygamist ranch probe shifts to Vatican

Eldorado, Texas - (Lurid Mess): The polygamist ranch probe shits come from the Vatican according to latest reports.
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Funny story: More bad news with the US Soul Crunch

More bad news with the US Soul Crunch

On behalf of the Anglican Church Banking group, the archangel Gabriel yesterday announced that he was writing off 95.6 million souls due to the US sub-prime soul crisis.
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Funny story: Denshaw's timid brothel strikes back over Wikipederast entry

Denshaw's timid brothel strikes back over Wikipederast entry

Lancashire - (Rioters): A village pub identified by online reference site Wikipederast as the gentle hub of underage gay commercial sex has hit back at inaccuracies regarding its cash-cow operations.
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Funny story: Snake Oil @ $125 a-barrel Passover Plot

Snake Oil @ $125 a-barrel Passover Plot

Washington AC/DC - (Treason Mess): The Bush Administration will be rounded up and slung in the slammer just as soon as the price of crude hits $125 a barrel.
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Funny story: 96.7% of Los Angelinos Hate Their City

96.7% of Los Angelinos Hate Their City

A new survey commissioned by the County of Los Angeles has discovered that a whopping 96.7% of the citizens of the city believe they live in a smelly, concrete covered, rat infested hellhole, with little or no attractive vegetation and can't understand why anyone would want to visit.
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Funny story: Bolton Police Drugs Raid Goes Tits-Up

Bolton Police Drugs Raid Goes Tits-Up

Police in Bolton who executed a daring dawn raid on, what they believed to be, a local drugs den, realised somewhat belatedly, that something was amiss when, instead of drugs dealers armed with guns and machetes, they encountered an...
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Funny story: EU stink bomb invades UK

EU stink bomb invades UK

London - (Fetid Ass Mess): A disgusting rancid smell has invaded much of UK airspace and is poisoning British voters into a state of toxic amnesia.
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Funny story: Bristol Terror Alert: Spoof Writer Involved?

Bristol Terror Alert: Spoof Writer Involved?

Police in Bristol have this morning swooped to arrest a man acting strangely who could well be former writer for TheSpoof.com, Politicalpop, according to my imagination.
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Funny story: Obama Supporters Throw Hissy Fits

Obama Supporters Throw Hissy Fits

About 5 million politically active US citizens are fired up, angry & overwrought because of the recent so-called debate on ABC News in which Charles Gibson & George Stephanopolous threw a few major league curveballs at the junior senator from Illinoi...
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Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

Yesterday at the 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People being held at the Plaza Hotel in Bangkok, the past President 5ft 2inch Yuri Gagarin handed over the reins to the incoming President 5ft 1inch Danny DeVito.
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Funny story: New Strategy to deal with unruly pupils

New Strategy to deal with unruly pupils

Today, it is being reported, psychologists recommend that when teachers deal with unruly pupils in class they should ignore the bad behaviour and praise good behaviour.
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Funny story: Royal Bank of Scotland Launches Funraiser!

Royal Bank of Scotland Launches Funraiser!

When most organizations initiate a big fundraiser, it is usually for a good cause like cancer or AIDS or bagpipe preservation. But the RPS has defied tradition by announcing a funraiser for itself!...
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Funny story: Osama Threatens to Use His Gay 'Suicide Donors' To Infect UK Blood Banks With Aids in His New Video

Osama Threatens to Use His Gay 'Suicide Donors' To Infect UK Blood Banks With Aids in His New Video

In a video found on You Tube today, some scary looking brown skinned man wearing a turban and a big scary stick on beard, claiming to be Osama Bin Laden, even though his voice is completely different from all the other copy cat Osama's we've...
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Funny story: Doctors Uncovered the Remains of the Twin of George Bush

Doctors Uncovered the Remains of the Twin of George Bush

In a routine surgery in the abdomen of the mother of the worst President ever George W Bush, doctors uncovered the remains of the twin of President Bush.
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Funny story: Crude Futures Skyrocket!

Crude Futures Skyrocket!

The Futures market involves big gambles on the direction of particular commodity prices down the proverbial road. Investors bet on wheat, wheels and winter barley and the prices at which these products will sell at some future date. This week the wor...
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Funny story: Big Papa's Holy Roman Catholic Church's Vestment Buried at Yankee Stadium

Big Papa's Holy Roman Catholic Church's Vestment Buried at Yankee Stadium

Rumor has it that the papal vestment, bejeweled tiara and crosier and all have been buried in the walls of Yankee Stadium. The suspected culprits are legion, including the radical right-wing traditionalist Catholic Legionnaires of Mary.
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Funny story: Red Sox No. 34 Buried in Yankee Stadium

Red Sox No. 34 Buried in Yankee Stadium

The big news of the baseball season has been the dead and buried status of #34 of the Red Sux Nation in the hallowed halls of the Pinstripe Palladium.
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Funny story: The Toe: A Play In One Act

The Toe: A Play In One Act

The Toe: A One-Act Play...
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Funny story: FlagPinGate Pits Obama Against All That Is Good And Holy!

FlagPinGate Pits Obama Against All That Is Good And Holy!

ABC - Presidential Candidate Barack Obama confessed that he does not wear a flag pin at all times and is therefore not eligible for the Presidency, according to Debate Moderator George Stephanopoulos.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Expected to Play a Bigger Role in High School Musical 3

Miley Cyrus Expected to Play a Bigger Role in High School Musical 3

Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus, will now be expected to play a bigger role in upcoming movie High School Musical 3.
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Funny story: Monique Coleman's Decision to Quit High School Musical 3!

Monique Coleman's Decision to Quit High School Musical 3!

New movie, High School Musical 3, will be coming out around October 24. Turns out, Monique Coleman will be dropping out!...
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Funny story: Secret Tape of Pope's Meeting With Sex Scandal Clergy Leaked

Secret Tape of Pope's Meeting With Sex Scandal Clergy Leaked

A secret recording was leaked of Pope Benedict's private meeting with clergy who were involved in the sex abuse scandal that threatened and tarnished the whole of Catholicism.
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Funny story: Scientology Is Now the World's Most Popular Religion

Scientology Is Now the World's Most Popular Religion

(Los Angeles CA) The Church of Scientology now boasts the most adherents of any religion. There are now 7.5 billion scientologists compared to only 900 million Roman Catholics and 1 billion Muslims. The Church also includes the past lives of thetans...
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Funny story: Pope thrown out of NY lapdancing club for lewd behavior

Pope thrown out of NY lapdancing club for lewd behavior

New York - (Ecclesiastical Bare Ass Mess): It was billed as the night when High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens was to jump out of a birthday cake, strip naked and pole-dance for the Pope's official birthday bash at Manhattan'...
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