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Thursday, 3 April 2008

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Mother McWiggerdly trys to control her lard-assed offspring

Stunned diners at the McWiggerdly household were left distraught after watching their 10 year old fat fucker of a son eat the last sausage in the entire house.

"We watched in terror as that fat little fucker stuffed his fat fuck mouth", said Mother McWiggerdly, 42, "not a care in the world. Doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself. Fucker".

The greedy boy was immediatly sent to his room - in this case, a 4ft by 8ft wooden crate located in the garage. There the boy hummed repeatedly to himself and rocked backwards and forwards while eating the pages of a stupid government food supplement magazine advising on healthy eating habits.

A neighbor, who wished to remain anonymous, told waiting reporters that this 'sort of thing' happens quite regularily at the McWiggerdly place.

"Family buy up all the sausages form the store", she said, "run out of sausage meat pretty darn fast if you ask me. Kids are all fat fuckers. Particularly the young boy. Big fat bastard is what I'd call him. That family will cause a famine if they're not controlled".

The family have been targeted for 'extermination' by local officals. The authorities have refused to comment on these claims.

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