Funny story: Bank Manager Sacked for Being Nice to a Customer

Bank Manager Sacked for Being Nice to a Customer

Ron Charming, manager of the HSBC (Hacked-off Sods Banking Company) bank in the Worcestershire sleepy hollow of Little Legover was today told to clear his desk because he was nice to a customer.
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Funny story: Terrestrial Intelligence Found On Planet Earth

Terrestrial Intelligence Found On Planet Earth

Scientists at the Search for Terrestrial Foundational Understanding have reported that they have, for the first time, found signs of intelligence on the planet Earth.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Cleveland Steamer pics

Miley Cyrus Cleveland Steamer pics

In an attempt to distract the world from the risqué pictures currently circulating on the internet, Miley Cyrus has published her photographic collection of famous American boats through the ages.
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Funny story: Johnny McC Uses Taxpayer-Paid Prison Labor to Set Up for Funraiser!

Johnny McC Uses Taxpayer-Paid Prison Labor to Set Up for Funraiser!

Republicans have presided over the growth of the largest US prison population and proportionately the world's biggest bunch of jailbirds in history. Maybe this is what gave Repub Prez candie Johnny McC the idea.
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Funny story: Moe N Moe Dowdy can't Decide Where to Sink Her Fangs!

Moe N Moe Dowdy can't Decide Where to Sink Her Fangs!

Moe N Moe Dowdy the NY Times political op-ed gossip tattler cannot seem to decide where to sink her famously vampiric fangs this time.
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Funny story: A Socialist, a Gay Bobbie and Boris and Natasha Walk into an Election...

A Socialist, a Gay Bobbie and Boris and Natasha Walk into an Election...

Sound like the opening of a bad joke? And so it is, as the election for Lord High Mayor of London comes down to the wire. Londoneers across the sprawling, grid-locked (sorry, Red Ken) metropolis are still trying to make up their minds amid the three...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe to be Next Prime Minister

Daniel Radcliffe to be Next Prime Minister

I don't pretend to know anything about politics or any of those other intellectual subjects, mainly because I am too busy 'stalking' good old Radders but I can tell you this, Daniel Radcliffe is planning to replace Gordon Brown as the Pri...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Goes Ginger

Daniel Radcliffe Goes Ginger

Yesterday Daniel Radcliffe was spotted on busy London Street looking surprisingly different. No he wasn't dressed in drag. No he hasn't had plastic surgery. His hair was ginger, very ginger.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus In Vanity Fair; Abigail Breslin Next

Miley Cyrus In Vanity Fair; Abigail Breslin Next

Vanity Fair is spinning over the Miley Cyrus topless photo controversy, but the avant garde magazine is not stopping there. Next month the magazine will feature a racy photo spread of 12-year-old actress Abigail Breslin.
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Funny story: Iran Bans Imports of Barbie Dolls

Iran Bans Imports of Barbie Dolls

The Iranian Foreign Trade Commission has banned the import and sale of Barbie Dolls within the country. Stating that this doll, one of the most popular and best selling toys in the world, was an evil influence on the Iranian people, the government s...
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Funny story: Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Anheuser-Busch announced today that it has signed a landmark advertising deal with the Bush family, including former President George H. W. Bush (George Bush Senior), current President George W. Bush, and others. Terms of the deal were not disclosed,...
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Funny story: Ships Bring In Extra Whiskey Amid Strike

Ships Bring In Extra Whiskey Amid Strike

Extra foreign whiskey supplies have started arriving in Scotland, to make up for possible shortages due to the Graingemouth strike this week.
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Funny story: Harry Potter exhibition in World Tour for ever!

Harry Potter exhibition in World Tour for ever!

A US company has teamed up with Warner Bros Studios for Harry Potter: The Exhibition.
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Funny story: Weight loss in US jail concern

Weight loss in US jail concern

Prison authorities are being accused of trying to force prisoners to escape by slimming them down so much that they will be able to squeeze through the bars. The allegations came to light after one prisoner, complained of losing
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Funny story: San Antonio Extends Statute Of Limitations for Ozzy Osbourne

San Antonio Extends Statute Of Limitations for Ozzy Osbourne

In February of 1982, musician Ozzy Osbourne was arrested in San Antonio, Texas. He was wearing a dress in the downtown area and seen urinating on a statue in front of the Alamo. The monument was a shrine to the men, women, and children who died at...
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Funny story: Freedom Fiscal Freefall is Good for America, says Bush

Freedom Fiscal Freefall is Good for America, says Bush

Washington, DC - "America is not heading for a new Republican Great Depression," said George W Bush today, "We are flying into a glorious Freedom Fiscal Freefall."...
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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Reports coming out of Stamford Bridge this afternoon suggest that a dive by Manchester United whinger Cristiano Ronaldo long after fans had gone home was the cause of the scuffle between United players and
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Funny story: Superpower Status for Sale

Superpower Status for Sale

Earlier today the White House released a pending Executive Order which may subsequently allow the US Treasury to auction off a lease for "the status of superpower and priviliges thereof".
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Funny story: Wills' Order of the Gutter

Wills' Order of the Gutter

London - (Preposterous Mess): Fetid Hellfire Club tribute artiste Prince William is to get the Order of the Gutter.
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Funny story: Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

In the latest Mayoral polls, Brian Paddywacker remains the clear choice of the gay community based on his excellent track record of good personal grooming and despite his relatively catty demeanor, although Boris Badenov recently increased hi...
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Funny story: Customs Official Claims Terror Suspects had Canadian Passports

Customs Official Claims Terror Suspects had Canadian Passports

TORONTO, ON - A Canada Customs official is adamant that he adhered to procedural guidelines and did not deviate from protocol when clearing three suspected terrorists through customs at Toronto's Pearson International Airport.
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Funny story: Scientists to Rename Value for George W. Bush

Scientists to Rename Value for George W. Bush

In science, zero degrees Kelvin is known as "absolute zero." This temperature, also measured at -273.15 degrees Celcius, is the point where no heat radiates from an object, no molecules are in motion, and nothing can be colder.
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Funny story: Iranian prosecutor blames Barbie doll for Tehran police chief's descent into depravity

Iranian prosecutor blames Barbie doll for Tehran police chief's descent into depravity

Tehran - (Infidel Mess): Iran's prosecutor-general has blamed a sexually explicit life-size rubber puppet once belonging to Butcher of Lyon SS-Hauptsturmführer Klaus Barbie for Tehran police chief General Reza Zarei's much publicised...
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Funny story: Manufacturing industry admits they don't make them like they used to

Manufacturing industry admits they don't make them like they used to

The Department of Trade and Industry today issued it's long awaited report into current manufacturing processes and concluded that your dad is right - they no longer manufacture using previously valid methods.
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Funny story: Supplies Restored to Gazza

Supplies Restored to Gazza

In a brave move, and under pressure from international organisations, the authorities have decided to restore alcohol supplies to Gazza.
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Funny story: Female Leg Research

Female Leg Research

According to recent research, it would appear Kylie Minogue has legs.
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Funny story: Former Obama Pastor Wright Defends Statements

Former Obama Pastor Wright Defends Statements

Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the controversial former Pastor of Senator and Presidential candidate Barack Obama, attempted to defend his position in an address to the NAACP yesterday. He has been in the news lately for statements that AIDS was created...
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Funny story: New Religion Started in St James', Newcastle

New Religion Started in St James', Newcastle

If you are Christian, Jewish, Moslem, Mormon, 7th day Adventist, a Buddhist, Eric Clapton or even Welsh, the arrival of a new God at the start of the year, and recently omnipresent in the North East of England, threatens to debunk all the world's...
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Funny story: American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol, king of reality shows on U.S. television, has announced a new spin off to air this summer. The show, titled "Not the American Idol," will begin running one week after the regular program ends in May and will continue through...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Calls On Austrian Builders To Halt Cellar Installations

Schwarzenegger Calls On Austrian Builders To Halt Cellar Installations

California governor Sir Arnold Schwarzenegger has called on Austrian builders to postpone any more construction projects that include cellars, until a thorough search of all current properties with cellars has been c...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Upset Due to Vanity Fair Photos

Miley Cyrus Upset Due to Vanity Fair Photos

Miley Cyrus, the 15 year old star of the Hannah Montana children's series, is upset about a photo shoot of her due to appear in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair magazine. Several pictures form that session have been leaked to the press and include s...
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Funny story: And Man Created a God in his Own Image

And Man Created a God in his Own Image

We all know that the union of a human egg and sperm is called fertilization. For this process to properly materialize, in addition to a mind set, some physical conditions are required.
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Funny story: Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy "Mr Entertainer" Mallett is the most recent last minute entry to the race for Mayor of London. Dressed in garish, throw-away fashions from Primark, the 52 year-old plans to take the race by storm.
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Funny story: President Bush To Begin Writing Memoirs

President Bush To Begin Writing Memoirs

George W. Bush announced over the weekend that he plans to begin writing his presidential memoirs. In a statement made on Larry King Live, he announced the goal to have these completed by this time next year.
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Funny story: Secrets of the Knights Templar revealed!

Secrets of the Knights Templar revealed!

The Knights Templar were once the most powerful organisation in the world with more power than the Catholic church and finances that rivalled the richest of European Kings. That was up until the early 14th century when they were all but wiped out. Ho...
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Funny story: Hillary Snaps Out at Obama

Hillary Snaps Out at Obama

(Corn, Indiana) Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama met by chance in front of the Qwikky Motel in this tiny town today. They were both campaigning in the same strip-mall. It looked like Hillary was about to shake Obama's hand when something unexpect...
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Funny story: Roger Rabbit Banned

Roger Rabbit Banned

Roger the Rabbit has been banned by the Society of People Endlessly Ranting and Mouthing (SPERM) for potentially encouraging bestiality amongst the under-aged.
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Funny story: Planning row erupts over Jodie Marsh's boobs

Planning row erupts over Jodie Marsh's boobs

PLANNING officers have recommended Jodie Marsh's new boobs be torn down after she applied for retrospective planning permission for the rack.
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Funny story: Adolf Hitler Found In Austrian Bunker

Adolf Hitler Found In Austrian Bunker

Adolf Hitler, the well-known German Chancellor and wartime tyrant, has been found alive and well with several of his closest aides, in a secret bunker under a house in the Austrian town of Amstetten, say police.
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Funny story: Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton and Prince Frolic Nude at Coachella Party

Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton and Prince Frolic Nude at Coachella Party

THERMAL, Calif. (FMLiveWire) - - The stars got together here for a private orgy of self-indulgent naked frolicking after the smash Coachella rock concert that featured Prince.
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Funny story: New Government research reveals absolutely nothing

New Government research reveals absolutely nothing

Some new research undertaken by the government to inflate the pockets of yet more overpaid consultants, has revealed absolutely nothing.
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Funny story: Papa Panzer: Ordination in Vaticanation

Papa Panzer: Ordination in Vaticanation

Thespoof reporters who usually cover little league snooker in Scandinavia went to the Vatican to interview the Pope on complex theological matters pertaining to ordination.
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Funny story: Sadr City, Who's Taking Out the Trash: The Musical

Sadr City, Who's Taking Out the Trash: The Musical

In what appears to be the Iraqi version of Urinetown: The Musical, Sadr City, Who's Taking out the Trash - The Musical is opening to sell out crowds in the one theater still open sometimes in Baghdad's once thriving theater district.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Topless in Vanity Fair

Miley Cyrus Topless in Vanity Fair

Google.com seized up today, as dirty old men, desperate male teenagers and fat lesbians trawled the internet looking for the rumoured topless photos of Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus.
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Funny story: StallWallScrawl.cum: The Papal Visit

StallWallScrawl.cum: The Papal Visit

Bathroom graffiti collectors for StallWallScrawl followed the Holy Father's visit to the US of A and sampled the Vicar of Christ on Earth's influence on the scrawl on the bathroom wall:...
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Funny story: Bush Invents Cure for Obesity of the Ameri Can!

Bush Invents Cure for Obesity of the Ameri Can!

No one would have guessed that the universally recognized Worst President Ever, George W Bush would be the scientifically acclaimed savior of the obesity of the Ameri-can.
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Funny story: No Ban on Bull's Balls

No Ban on Bull's Balls

Last week in Tallahassee, FL USA, members of the State Senate voted to ban "fake bull testicles" that are often hung from the trailer tow hitches on pickups & cars. There would have been a $60 fine for putting a bogus scrotum attachment on...
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Funny story: Justice Department Defends Road to Hell!

Justice Department Defends Road to Hell!

The Road to Hell, the US Justice Department says, is paved with terrorist prevention. Letters released this week from the US Justice Department advise that if the motive is the prevention of terrorism, any and all means are Justice Dept justified.
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Funny story: Johnny McC, the New Old Bush, Will Be the First Gen XXX in the White House

Johnny McC, the New Old Bush, Will Be the First Gen XXX in the White House

Gen XXX, the kiddies of the 1930's has never had a representative in the White House. Johnny McC, the new old Bush hopes that he will be the first of his cohort to be able to rent out the Lincoln bedroom.
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Funny story: Comedy refinery to shutdown due to writers strike

Comedy refinery to shutdown due to writers strike

A strike by Comedy gold miners has led to the temporary shutdown of the comedy refinery in Bangor."We can't keep the refinery open if there is no raw material coming in so we have to shut it down during the writers strike.' said a spokes...
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Funny story: Anti-racism concert reminds thousands of our differences

Anti-racism concert reminds thousands of our differences

Thousands of fans enjoyed the musical stylings of several young beat-combos at an outdoor festival to promote anti-racism in London yesterday.
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Funny story: Sri Lankan street dogs beg to be left alone

Sri Lankan street dogs beg to be left alone

Following the revelation that an entire litter of puppies were put down following the discovery of rabies in one of their beautiful, cute little brothers, a spokescanine for Sri Lankan street dogs has made a formal request to the British Embassy in C...
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