There were 1,086 spoof news stories published in March 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Actress Emma Watson to Pose Nude on 18th Birthday

Actress Emma Watson to Pose Nude on 18th Birthday

Emma Watson, the young actress from the Harry Potter movies, will turn 18 on April 15th. This will move her from jailbait to official hottie status in Hollywood and in the pages of the gossip rags/supermarket tabloids. To celebrate her birthday...
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Funny story: Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet

Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet

Cyberspace - (Bare Faced Cheek Mess): Gay American Idol semi-finalist David Hernandez's nude lapdancing photos have flooded the net after appreciative fans from Phoenix's Dick's Cabaret & Strip Club mounted a spirited ca...
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Funny story: Duffy agrees to pose nude

Duffy agrees to pose nude

After weeks of relentless pressure, Duffy has agreed to pose nude for a magazine for an undisclosed fee. The details of the magazine or the photos have yet to be released, but Duffy made the announcement at a press conference yesterday.
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Funny story: American Idol judge Simon Cowell had affair with David Hernandez!

American Idol judge Simon Cowell had affair with David Hernandez!

In an incident that will take the stripping world and the musical world by storm, E! News has recently revealed* that American Idol music contestant (ex music contestant a day after this article is published)
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Funny story: Daniel Craig Sues Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Craig Sues Daniel Radcliffe

Have you ever got Daniel Craig mixed up with Daniel Radcliffe? Thought not. One is a forty year old secret agent and the other is an eighteen year old wizard. Yet Craig seems to think that the public get mixed up between the two Daniels. He is so unh...
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Funny story: Mexican man still wishes to live in United States

Mexican man still wishes to live in United States

(Tijuana, Mexico), Enrique Gonzales, a 33 year old Mexican laborer, says he would still like to live in the United States even though his country now has a higher standard of living.
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Funny story: Prince Harry a fine example of British Youth arrives home to nothing short of Scandalous Reporting

Prince Harry a fine example of British Youth arrives home to nothing short of Scandalous Reporting

Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan from where he has been serving on the front line of the British Army facing the Taliban, one of the most ferocious foes on this planet.
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Funny story: Spitzer gay porno video nasties seized

Spitzer gay porno video nasties seized

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): NYPD officers seized dozens of gay porn videos featuring Eliot Spitzer and Capitol Hill interns just hours before the Governor's March 10 televised press conference.
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Funny story: Audrina Patridge: "My naked internet video porn ambitions"

Audrina Patridge: "My naked internet video porn ambitions"

California - (Bare Ass Mess): The Hills starlet Audrina Patridge has spoken about the 2003 nude porn videos that are doing the internet rounds this week showing the then underage reality TV wannabe promoting her inner talents.
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Funny story: Butt Plugs Replace Steroid Use

Butt Plugs Replace Steroid Use

Cleveland, Ohio (IPP) - Authorities report a dramatic decline in the use of steroids by athletes in baseball and other sports. Butt plugs have replaced steroid use and its inherent dangers.
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Funny story: Kate Silverton Lipstick Application Sparks Viewer Complaints

Kate Silverton Lipstick Application Sparks Viewer Complaints

The sexy BBC newsreader Kate Silverton is in trouble with her bosses after more than 2500 viewers rang the Beeb yesterday afternoon to complain that the vampish presenter's lips were "too pink", and that she was putting many of them off their lunch.
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Funny story: Carla Brunei naked internet video porn to be auctioned in New York

Carla Brunei naked internet video porn to be auctioned in New York

New York - (Naked Ass Mess): A naked pornographic video of France's Madame Carla Brunei is to be auctioned in New York next month.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus dresses like a Vagina and Zac Efron dresses like a Cock

Miley Cyrus dresses like a Vagina and Zac Efron dresses like a Cock

Teenagers all across the globe have been banned from accessing magazines, televison and their computers by frustrated parents following the leaking of an image of explicit images of Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron in '...
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Funny story: California parents arrested -- Caught Home-schooling their children without a teaching credential

California parents arrested -- Caught Home-schooling their children without a teaching credential

Sacramento, California - A three-judge panel from the 2nd District Court of Appeals made it illegal on February 28 for any parent to home school their child, unless they have a teaching or tutor credential. Upon hearing the ruling, school districts o...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Stars: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton Reluctantly Come Out of the Closet

Harry Potter Stars: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton Reluctantly Come Out of the Closet

During a small get together of Harry Potter stars, Harry Potter himself Daniel Radcliffe and Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, reluctantly came out of the closet.
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Funny story: Leona Lewis is naked and should be condemned says Church

Leona Lewis is naked and should be condemned says Church

Leona Lewis, the British songstress currently storming her way to success in the US, has admitted that she is naked under her clothes all day, every day. She even takes off those clothes at night and to have a shower.
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Funny story: American Idol Contestant Amanda Overmyer nude pictures surface

American Idol Contestant Amanda Overmyer nude pictures surface

Scandals, Scandals, Scandals! It's more about the scandals on American Idol season 7 than it is about the singing.
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Funny story: Agents Seize 911 Bottles of Rattlesnake-Infused Vodka bound for Jenna Bush's wedding

Agents Seize 911 Bottles of Rattlesnake-Infused Vodka bound for Jenna Bush's wedding

Crawford, Texas - (Rioters): Officials from the Keep-Texas-Wholesome Alcoholic Beverage Commission have seized 911 bottles of an illicit 75 degree proof rattle snake-infused vodka bound for Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch wedding in May.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and 3 Unknowns in a Peeping Tom Scare

Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and 3 Unknowns in a Peeping Tom Scare

Hannah Montanna star Miley Cyrus, and Harry Potter starlet Emma Watson, have more in common than fame and Google searches. It seems both have been victims of a Peeping Tom.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Cast Annual Seaside Trip

Harry Potter Cast Annual Seaside Trip

Today stars of the Harry Potter film series took a well earned rest from...what ever it is they do, by going on their annual trip to the British seaside.
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Funny story: Girl Loses Virginity to Bicycle Seat

Girl Loses Virginity to Bicycle Seat

While riding her bicycle to school, thirteen year old Amanda Peterson swerved to avoid a traffic accident. The collision flipped the young girl over the bars and onto the grassy area next to the road and her bike fell onto her in a compromising posi...
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Funny story: Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Know it all witch Hermione Granger has disgraced Hogwarts school by being the first pupil in a century to fall pregnant whilst attending.
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Funny story: Bob The Builder sues Barack Obama for plagiarism

Bob The Builder sues Barack Obama for plagiarism

In a test case children's TV favourite Bob the Builder is suing black Messiah Barack Obama over what he describes as "Stealing my whole schtick"...
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Funny story: Indian Men Have Small Penises - Fact

Indian Men Have Small Penises - Fact

Scientists in India have concluded that Indian men have the smallest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mini condoms to help these poor afflicted men.
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Funny story: Ashley Dupré is an Obama Girl Fembot, says Hillary Clinton; all apart of a Left Wing Conspiracy to undermine her Superdelegates

Ashley Dupré is an Obama Girl Fembot, says Hillary Clinton; all apart of a Left Wing Conspiracy to undermine her Superdelegates

Washington, DC - In the latest attack on Obama, the Hillary Clinton political campaign alleged today that Ashley Dupré is not a real woman (or a prostitute), but a Fembot (a robotic woman) trained at a secret camp run personally by Barack Obama. Clin...
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Funny story: London Marathon granted shit and piss license

London Marathon granted shit and piss license

The London Marathon is to be granted a special license that will prevent runners from being prosecuted for defacating and urinating while completing the 26 mile course.
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Funny story: Zac Efron's Plastic Surgery Nightmare

Zac Efron's Plastic Surgery Nightmare

In entertainment news, tween star, Zac Efron, was reported to have gone to renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Ken Barberie, to remove a few 'wrinkles'. This minor procedure should have only taken a few minutes and relatively easy. However, it ended...
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Funny story: British Men Have Huge Penises - Fact

British Men Have Huge Penises - Fact

Scientists in Plymouth have concluded that British men have the largest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mega condoms to help these poor afflicted men, but they have said a straight no.
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Funny story: Heather Mills is Charles Manson's daughter says Stella McCartney

Heather Mills is Charles Manson's daughter says Stella McCartney

London - (Putrid Ass Mess): Paul McCartney's daughter has hit out at ex-step mother Heather Mills and told reporters she has proof Helter Skelter cultist murderer Charles Manson is Heather's real father.
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Funny story: John McCain Angrily Denounces John McCain

John McCain Angrily Denounces John McCain

Tempe, AZ - Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain angrily denounced Washington insiders and politicians in Congress, such as Senator McCain of Arizona.
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Funny story: Harry Potter and The Secret Sex Chambers

Harry Potter and The Secret Sex Chambers

It has emerge today that the chambers underneath Hogwarts school, formally known as the chamber of secrets, is getting a new name these days due to its raunchy sex reputation.
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Funny story: The Jungle Book revealed to be based on a true story of prostitution and bestality

The Jungle Book revealed to be based on a true story of prostitution and bestality

It has been revealed today that the popular Disney movie The Jungle Book is actually a true story of prostitution and bestiality.
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Funny story: Boy from India has world's biggest zit removed

Boy from India has world's biggest zit removed

A boy with a zit large enough to be considered an environmental threat to others has had the pus-filled tumour removed, authorities in India said today.
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Funny story: Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Hot; Affleck and Kimmel Fizzle

Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Hot; Affleck and Kimmel Fizzle

Comedienne and entertainer Sarah Silverman is reportedly seeing actor Matt Damon. The couple first went public about the relationship on the Jimmy Kimmel show with a video clip that has become wildly popular on YouTube and other web video sites.
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Funny story: Laura Bush's Pussy Goes Missing

Laura Bush's Pussy Goes Missing

In the early hours of the morning news broke that staff at The White House were in a state of panic as Laura Bush's pussy had gone missing.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Star Gets Naked

Harry Potter Star Gets Naked

Yesterday Harry Potter star and teenage heart throb Daniel Radcliffe took things a little too far, fully stripping in a busy high street in London.
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Funny story: Biggest Hit NFL or Rugby

Biggest Hit NFL or Rugby

After long years of research, and one too many beers, the researches at Fartinston Labs finally have answered the question. Which sport hits harder Rugby or American Football. The answer is mixed but comes as this, more damage is done to a rugby pl...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt hates Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie - everyone

Brad Pitt hates Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie - everyone

Straight out of the back seat of the yellow taxi comes the overwhelming truth that has the world reeling. For a Hollywood variation Brad Pitt is now the talk of the town.
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Funny story: Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Another earthquake of a similar magnitude to that experienced in the UK this week, could split the Earth in two, say barmy scientists. The Earth, they say, is going through volatile and unprecedented changes, and is extremely prone to another majo...
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Funny story: Prison Break star wins Squinting Contest

Prison Break star wins Squinting Contest

Prison Break star Wentworth Miller has beaten off rival Clint Eastwood in a live televised squinting contest watched by millions.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise is Gayest Guy in Hollywood

Tom Cruise is Gayest Guy in Hollywood

An insider has revealed that heart-throb movie star Tom Cruise is the gayest man in Hollywood history.
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Funny story: High School Musical 3: Prom Night

High School Musical 3: Prom Night

In movie news- Warner Brothers studios has put in a bid to buy the rights to Disney's High School Musical franchise. It has been reported that the WB has offered up several million dollars for High School Musical, and Disney is interested.
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Funny story: Prison Break Series 4 details emerge

Prison Break Series 4 details emerge

An associate producer for the hit TV series Prison Break has revealed some of the plot details for the latest series which is currently in production.
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Leona Lewis reveal passionate affair

Brad Pitt and Leona Lewis reveal passionate affair

Brad Pitt and Leona Lewis have made a press announcement confirming that which many people have suspected for some time, that they are in the middle of a passionate affair.
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Funny story: Bush Administration Announces $600 Tax Refund, Utopia Immediately Forms

Bush Administration Announces $600 Tax Refund, Utopia Immediately Forms

(Rotters) U.S. President Bush and his administration recently announced a bonus tax rebate to most American tax filers.
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Funny story: Prince Philip Caught Dogging With Carla Brunei

Prince Philip Caught Dogging With Carla Brunei

Amidst all the pomp and ceremony of the French state visit by Nicolas Sarkozy and his new Mrs, Carla Brunei, cracks in their relationship are already showing. Ms Brunei delights in showing her dirty washing in public.
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Funny story: Ashley Tisdale Pregnant By Outer-space Aliens

Ashley Tisdale Pregnant By Outer-space Aliens

It has been reported that, starlet, Ashley Tisdale had been abducted by aliens. "Ash is not pregnant with my child," heartthrob Zac Efron states. "She was abducted by one of the aliens they were using to film her new movie. The little guy got a li...
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Funny story: Spitzer call girl is gay transvestite called Horace

Spitzer call girl is gay transvestite called Horace

New York - (Cheap Ass Mess): Federal agents looking for Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker have said that 'Kirsten' as she is known is really a gay Queens transvestite contortionist called Horace Bagpus.
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Funny story: Hitler's Son is alive and well living In English Countryside

Hitler's Son is alive and well living In English Countryside

Cornwall - (Nazi Mess): The only son of Fuhrer Adolf Hitler is alive and well living in an English village and has several Grandchildren according to reports circulating on the internet.
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Funny story: 3.2 Million Teen Girls Dirty Little Ho'bags

3.2 Million Teen Girls Dirty Little Ho'bags

About 1 in 4 teenage girls, in the United States, have had at least one sexually transmitted disease according to a recent study released by the CDC.
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Funny story: Mrs Sarkozy's sexy snaps revealed!

Mrs Sarkozy's sexy snaps revealed!

Sun Exclusive! - Prince Phillip is said to be among the most enthusiastic bidders on the steamy photographs of Carla Bruni, slutty wife to French president Nicolas Sarkozy, which are set to be auctioned at Christie's early next month. Phillip, a...
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Funny story: JK Rowling to write 'sleazy romance' novels from now on

JK Rowling to write 'sleazy romance' novels from now on

JK Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series, announced today that she has started a series of "sleazy romance" novels and hopes they become as popular as Harry Potter.
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Funny story: Royal Opera House shrunken penis billboard actor offered nude Jesus role in Oberammergau Naked Passion Play

Royal Opera House shrunken penis billboard actor offered nude Jesus role in Oberammergau Naked Passion Play

Oberammergau, Austria - (Bare-Faced Cheek & Ass Mess): "We did it for a bet and a bit of a laugh, really," was all that Royal Opera House executives said initially about their remorseless downsizing of an operatic tenor's penis in a po...
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Funny story: Cats Found to be Clean-Burning Fossil Fuel Alternative

Cats Found to be Clean-Burning Fossil Fuel Alternative

Egypt - Scientists in Egypt working on the creation of a synthetic, clean burning fuel to replace fossil fuels in aid of reversing global warming discovered a solution after accidentally set fire to one of the laboratory's pet cats. They found t...
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Funny story: Upskirting entrepreneur to target tourists

Upskirting entrepreneur to target tourists

Derrick Tugstaff, 43, of Spokane USA, has put a cheeky new twist on the familiar scene of photographers snapping holidaymakers and selling the pictures back to them.
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Funny story: Erotic goal celebrations draw crowds to Women's football

Erotic goal celebrations draw crowds to Women's football

Women's football has never been so popular, with both FA Cup semi-finals played at Wembley in front of capacity crowds.
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Funny story: Nostradamus Foretold Hillary and Obama

Nostradamus Foretold Hillary and Obama

(New York, NY) New age guru and Nostradamus scholar Brynne Tick announced today the discovery of several new quatrains of the famous prophet.
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Funny story: Wicca Finally Proven to Be a Hoax

Wicca Finally Proven to Be a Hoax

New documents have surfaced in the world of religion. Specifically, the Wicca religion. The chronicles in question, shed some light on the formation of the "world's oldest religion".
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Is A Lazy Idiot, Woman Tells Neighbour

Stephen Hawking Is A Lazy Idiot, Woman Tells Neighbour

Professor Stephen Hawking, the cleverest man in the world, has been dubbed "an idiot" by a lady on a bus in Yorkshire, over the paraplegic's dealings with his second wife.
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Funny story: Gaping pussy whisperer has jaw put back

Gaping pussy whisperer has jaw put back

Locally famous 'Pussy Whisperer' Smitch Cumstein of County County, Idaho, Nebraska yesterday had his jaw relocated after it was swiped by 'Toot Toot', a 2 year old Siamese three legged cat of minor proportions, but an excellent Forward Defensive Stro...
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Funny story: Emma Watson Turns Nun

Emma Watson Turns Nun

Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, 17, has got a calling from God and now realises that she can no longer go on working on the films because she must take her place in her local convent.
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Funny story: Nudists Move Out of Mousetrap Factory

Nudists Move Out of Mousetrap Factory

A strike at mousetrap factory, which has been at the center of a protest by a group of nudist workers, has finally ended with both sides agreeing to a peace deal.
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has paid Michael Jackson a reported £450,000 for the Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California.
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Funny story: Seven Deadly Sins (Revised)

Seven Deadly Sins (Revised)

(ROME) The Vatican has spoken out on the subject of the Seven Magnificent Deadly Sins, and has come up with a modernised version of 'things to go to Hell for'.
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Funny story: Future American Idol David Archuleta faints amidst rumours of conspiracy

Future American Idol David Archuleta faints amidst rumours of conspiracy

Los Angeles: American Idol contestant and future American Idol David Awwww-chuleta has already won many talent contests, regional as well as national, but the 17 year old still seems to be unaccustomed to all the media attention tha...
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Funny story: Ginger Denounces Mary Ann's Drug Abuse

Ginger Denounces Mary Ann's Drug Abuse

Tina Louise, better known as 'Ginger' from 'Gilligan's Island', issued a statement today denouncing fellow cast mate, Dawn Wells', aka Mary Ann, drug abuse. Louise, calling from Hollywood's famous 'Home for Aged Actors...
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Funny story: UNC's Doherty to be awarded Duke's Spire

UNC's Doherty to be awarded Duke's Spire

DURHAM -- At the halftime of the Duke-Carolina men's basketball game, Duke University will award its highest non-academic honor, the Spire Award, which recognizes those who make the significant contributions "to improving the aesthetics of t...
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Funny story: Cash Cab Spin Off Brings Vice Squad - Again and Again!

Cash Cab Spin Off Brings Vice Squad - Again and Again!

TV surprise hit show, Cash Cab where unsuspecting though rather rehearsed-looking passengers board a NYC cab and end up on a quiz show has captivated audiences for months now.
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Funny story: Inquest hears Anna Nicole Smith's son terrified of mother's boob-job

Inquest hears Anna Nicole Smith's son terrified of mother's boob-job

Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): An inquest has heard how Daniel Smith, 20 year-old deceased son of Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, had become terrified and psychotic because of his mother's enormous false breasts.
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Funny story: WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

The makers of the Wonder Bra have announced a new line of Wonder Boxer Shorts for men. Dubbed the "Wonder Pants", the male underwear 'enhancer' works much the same, as it's fema...
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Funny story: Prison Break star wins zit squirting contest

Prison Break star wins zit squirting contest

Prison Break star Wentworth Miller won a large wager today when betting against a marginally talented writer who decided to try his hand at betting.
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson can't drive!

Jeremy Clarkson can't drive!

Jeremy Clarkson has admitted today, that he never passed his driver's test. The broadcaster and TV presenter, from Oxfordshire, told the press this morning, that he failed his exam.
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Funny story: Brett Favre Comes Out of Retirement After Only One Day, Signs Longterm Contract With Bears

Brett Favre Comes Out of Retirement After Only One Day, Signs Longterm Contract With Bears

Just one day after announcing his retirement, the NFL's all-time touchdown, completion, and interception leader has announced that he is coming out of retirement.
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Funny story: UFO Press Conference - What We DON'T Know

UFO Press Conference - What We DON'T Know

Washington - As this story continues to unfold, there is an ever increasing amount of suspicion aimed at the Federal government, military and intelligence agencies. While most are over joyed with the continuous outpour of seemingly endless informati...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Gives Hand Job To Barbara Streisands Masseuse

Tom Cruise Gives Hand Job To Barbara Streisands Masseuse

Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has finally found the man he wants. The loveable Scientologist has been searching the nation for a hand masseuse to keep his delicate hands soft and "calm his raging spirit" w...
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Funny story: Bikinis for men

Bikinis for men

Famous fashion designer Ralph Lauren (68) thinks he has stumbled upon on a tremendous idea that will take the fashion world by storm. His is going to design special bikinis for men, the bikinis will be nicknamed the man-kini and Ralph is hoping men w...
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Funny story: Jerry Hall: Mick caught crabs from Carla Brunei

Jerry Hall: Mick caught crabs from Carla Brunei

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Mick Jagger's ex-missus Jerry Hall has told reporters of her pubic lice horrors after the ageing rocker slept with Carla Brunei, current spouse of the French president.
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Funny story: Chicago Police Supt. Det. Dick Simmons Tells Pudgy Police: "Lose LBS or join the Oldies!"

Chicago Police Supt. Det. Dick Simmons Tells Pudgy Police: "Lose LBS or join the Oldies!"

The Chicago police dept has been gorging itself on deep dish pizza, Chicago Dogs and of course lots and lots of Doughnuts. As a result, they have been declared the pudgiest police in the USA. That is, until new Supt. Det. Dick Simmons brought his wor...
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Funny story: Vital Bush-era questions answered as Hustler signs Spitzer call girl for $5 million centerfold

Vital Bush-era questions answered as Hustler signs Spitzer call girl for $5 million centerfold

New York - (Bare Ass Mess): Key political mysteries of the 21st century are about to be revealed with Hustler magazine's announcement today that it has signed a $5 million 10-page centerfold deal with Gov Spitzer's call girl Ashley A...
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Funny story: Xena star to film Amazon Women from Space movie in Plymouth

Xena star to film Amazon Women from Space movie in Plymouth

A very appealling film is set to begin filming this week in Plymouth, sometimes known as 'Pastietown'. The film is set to star Xena actress Lucy Lawless as an Amazonian warrior from beyond the stars.
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Funny story: Boat Race Latest

Boat Race Latest

The 2008 Boat Race gets under way this Saturday, with the news that this year's event is to be longer than in previous years, by some considerable distance, and will be rowed in the opposite direction
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Funny story: NBA Stunned by BYU Racial Discrimination Lawsuit

NBA Stunned by BYU Racial Discrimination Lawsuit

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) confirmed today that Brigham Young University (BYU) has filed a racial discrimination lawsuit against the NBA. BYU's claims allege that "the NBA was reticent in hiring proportionate percenta...
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Funny story: Barnstaple residents' disgust amid Jackson reports

Barnstaple residents' disgust amid Jackson reports

Devon - (Ass Mess): "This is not some fetid sleazebag sex tourism hell-hole like Los Angeles but a beautiful, unspoilt holiday destination," a Barnstaple Rotary Club source complained today.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson London lawsuit: CIA testifies Yoko Ono is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's sister

Michael Jackson London lawsuit: CIA testifies Yoko Ono is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's sister

London - (Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne Mess): In a surprise legal move the CIA was finally successfully subpoenaed in the Bahraini Royal Princeling v Michael Jackson lawsuit in London today.
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Funny story: Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe in Paternity Suit

Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe in Paternity Suit

In entertainment news- Daniel Radcliffe's co-star, in the theater production of Equus, is suing him for child support. It appears that in one the "sex" scenes, young Daniel got a little carried away. Now his co-star has given birth to h...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil has nervous breakdown during taping of his show psychoanalyzing reasons for Miley Cyrus's name change

Dr. Phil has nervous breakdown during taping of his show psychoanalyzing reasons for Miley Cyrus's name change

Hollywood, California - Although Miley Cyrus's name change barely registering on the media's radar as a blip, Dr. Phil may have just finished taping his last show dedicated to examining the tidbits of the fractured life of yet another celebri...
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Funny story: Elephant Girl to Appear on American Idol

Elephant Girl to Appear on American Idol

Hollywood, California (IPP) - Elephant girl will appear on American Idol this week. Stage hands are busy making preparations for the 857 pound American beauty and singing wonder.
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Funny story: Harry Puffer

Harry Puffer

Radcliffe's squeaky clean image up in smoke.
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Funny story: Meat to be pulled out of colon

Meat to be pulled out of colon

Two men have invented a way to enhance human health and profit while doing so.
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Funny story: Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Since the tragic disappearance of three year old Maddie McCann on 3rd May 2007, Clarence Mitchell, the McCann's Spokesman, and several well known Newspapers, have named every conceivably mode of transport, that Maddy may have been abducted in, t...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Star Pregnant?

Harry Potter Star Pregnant?

Rumours have been circulating that teen actor Daniel Radcliffe (18) is up the duff. Yes, Pregnant.
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Funny story: Mexico Lands Astronauts on Mars

Mexico Lands Astronauts on Mars

Mexico City, Mexico (IPP) - The Mexican Aeronautics and Space Administration (MASA) has successfully landed three manned and three unmanned spacecraft on the planet Mars.
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Funny story: Orlando Bloom Saddened By Disloyal Fans

Orlando Bloom Saddened By Disloyal Fans

"I am so going to be a Bugaloo!" - That's the message Orlando Bloom wants his fans to hear.
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Funny story: Lauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104

Lauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104

It has been reported on all the leading TV Channels, that legendary screen Goddess Lauren Bacall, arrived yesterday at a publicity event in New York, showing rather too much cleavage.
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston pregnant with triplets

Jennifer Aniston pregnant with triplets

In the bid to outdo her rival Angelina Jolie - Jennifer Aniston has conned poor Mr Luke Owen into impregnating her with his very soul.
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Funny story: Barack Obama to pose nude for Playgirl

Barack Obama to pose nude for Playgirl

In order to increase support for his waning presidential candidacy and to attract more gay and female voters, Senator Barack Obama has agreed to pose nude for Playgirl Magazine.
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Funny story: Spitzer, Jennifer Aniston nearly Entangled in Real-Life "Honeymoon in Vegas"

Spitzer, Jennifer Aniston nearly Entangled in Real-Life "Honeymoon in Vegas"

HOLLYWOD -- According to friends close to Jennifer Aniston, the famous actress was "solicited for a rendezvous" by Eliot Spitzer in what would have been a real-life version of the 1992 movie Honeymoon in Vegas.
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Funny story: Millions Burn To Death During Earth Hour

Millions Burn To Death During Earth Hour

(Philadelphia PA) Millions of Americans perished in flames during Earth Hour. The hour was meant to get people to conserve energy and fuel but it only led to an agonizing death for 299 million people across the country.
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Funny story: Magic Harry's Mushroom Farm

Magic Harry's Mushroom Farm

Earlier today a dog walker, walking her dog in Farnham near the Harry Potter film set stumbled upon something very unexpected. She discovered the famous actor's very own psilocybin farm (commonly known as magic mushrooms)...
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Funny story: Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Comedian Robin Williams and his long-suffering wife are set to divorce after she filed against him claiming 'irreconcilable differences'.
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