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Tuesday, 22 April 2008

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Jailbait example from the Miley Cyrus portfolio

Hollywood, Ca - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Vanessa Hudgens' reign as a poster-child for corruption is finally over and a new Queen Slut has taken over the throne.

The nineteen year-old High School Musical actress has been replaced by Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus following publication of some tacky and predictable jail-bait pictures.

These show the nubile fifteen year-old falling out of her heavily padded lurex push-up bra and split-crotch fishnet panties "looking like a toxic young Britney on quaaludes."

The adolescent star has a major chastity clause imposed in her Disney contract which now appears to be in tatters.

A US Moral Majority source said today that millions of wholesome and appreciative prepubescent fans who have been enthralled by Cyrus now risk being tainted by such a sluttish example.

"Mostly because those all-important AOL parental control firewalls are pre-programmed not to block Miley Cyrus," their spokesman said today.

"So when that much-rumored porn video of hers finally emerges on the net you'll still have up to fifty million under-eighteen year-olds able to download it in the privacy of their bedrooms."

Zac Efron is patently gay.

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