Nude revealing photos of one of Hollywood's most enduring actors, San Diego born Mario Lopez, have been sold to the national B-S Review for over 1 million dollars.
The un-retouched photos show Mr.Lopez laying on a bed with his willy showing. In the photos are all his smiling friends with their really big willies showing too! His friends were rich and all had money. Mario was a poor, struggling, novice actor who just arrived in Hollywood and desperately needed money. In the photos you can see his friends passing around a tube of K-Y jelly. In the last photo, you can see Mario wasn't exactly a real 'happy camper'...You get the picture now, right?
Actor George Clooney who is real rich,and also real gay, purchased the photos to show to his own willy on lonely nights. His willy said he really loves looking at the photos and has asked Mario if that's his real Dad and if he too was going to grow up to be a midget!
Mario Lopez has been upset that the photos were purchased by George Clooney, who is almost as rich as him, and who is much more comfortable with being gay. But, he is still mostly angry at being a midget with a big nose and a really little willy.
George Clooney feels a little remorse about the lonely nights brought on by his being gay, "If I'd had known how hot these latina chicas are when I was back in my old London days, I probably would've learned Spanish, danced the flamenco, and blown the crap out of Antonio Bandaras in a men's room in El Paso!"