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Tuesday, 29 April 2008

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In an attempt to distract the world from the risqué pictures currently circulating on the internet, Miley Cyrus has published her photographic collection of famous American boats through the ages.

"I like the Cleveland Steamer pictures, they really are quite atmospheric" opined the 15 year-old media starlet. "I have another album full of pictures of the SS. Plumpkin which was one of the first boats to sail the Pacific Rim if you would like to see them?" she gushed with naked enthusiasm.

Miley's love of maritime history comes from her father who told her many stories about seamen when she was a child. He once told how instead of getting a pearl necklace for her birthday she instead wanted a scale model of HMS Beaver to show the boys.

Fox News has so far declined to publish her collection, instead focusing on pictures of her as a semi-naked fifteen year old and running them right next to columns about the scourge of pedophilia in our society.

Meanwhile in Iraq, people died.

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