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Tuesday, 22 April 2008

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Tumescent and salivating at all his London shows...

Hogwarts - (Ass Mess): Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is scouring Australia's gay bars, clubs and discos after spotting a tumescent mystery hunk ogling him at an Adelaide awards ceremony recently.

"I'm sure he's the guy who always sat salivating in the front row at the Equus performances," Radcliffe sighed.

"I even tried inviting him backstage once or twice," Radlcliffe added, "and got the theater's janitor to track him down to Madam Jo-Jo's at one stage.

"OMG! He has these kinky come-one eyes and just looked like he just wanted to pounce on me," Radcliffe drooled happily.

"I'm sure that he just knew I needed trussing up and gagging and saddling...and..and...you know, whorsing around with!"

The actor denied it was really the horse that took the admirer's fancy.

"We don't get that sort of pervert in my shows," Radcliffe obliged.

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