Funny story: Chinese Sports Additions for Beijing Olympics Wreak Havoc

Chinese Sports Additions for Beijing Olympics Wreak Havoc

Forget the extensive training now going on Worldwide as athletes prepare for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, scheduled for August. The Chinese have added new games to the Olympics competition and these are virtually all unknown sports outside of the...
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Funny story: Aldrich Ames parole plea-bargain hears Pentagon approved torture of witnesses to Bush's assassination of JFK

Aldrich Ames parole plea-bargain hears Pentagon approved torture of witnesses to Bush's assassination of JFK

Washington AC/DC - (Mercenary Mess): A Parole Board hearing has listened to a plea bargain by former CIA/KGB double agent Aldrich Ames about Pentagon complicity in the sanction of torture of key JFK assassination witnesses.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com logo dead

TheSpoof.com logo dead

TheSpoof.com- Spoofists all around the world have dropped their king sized packs of cheetos and stopped all the clocks in their homes to mourn the tragic death of TheSpoof.com's logo and mascot - Globey.
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Funny story: An Interview With Daniel Radcliffe.

An Interview With Daniel Radcliffe.

I meet Daniel, star of the immensely popular Harry Potter series in a bar of his choice. To be bluntly honest it looks a bit rough and I am uncomfortable, though I can see why the young actor would enjoy visiting here. What with all the girls in low tops and skirts that some would mistake as belts.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shoots Self In Foot

Hillary Clinton Shoots Self In Foot

Managing to shoot herself in the foot over the sniper fire story in war torn Bosnia, Hillary Clinton has killed her candidacy. It's a done deal! In an attempt to present herself as an experienced presidential candidate, she gild the lily for the...
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Funny story: Science Discovers Toxoplasma Gopii

Science Discovers Toxoplasma Gopii

Scientists have announced the discovery of Toxoplasma Gopii, a parasitic protozoa that attacks the human brain and causes the disease Gopoplasma.
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastard Irish PM Ahern Says He's Leaving

Corrupt Bastard Irish PM Ahern Says He's Leaving

Irish corrupt politician Bertie Ahern has announced today that he is retiring from the leadership of the potato-loving country and exiting from political life completely so that he can instead focus on collecting
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Funny story: China to Boycott Summer Olympics!

China to Boycott Summer Olympics!

Chinese President Hu Jintao issued a statement stating that the People's Republic of China will not send a team to Beijing to participate in the Olympics. Jintao cited China's poor record on human rights and the environment as primary reason...
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Funny story: Alex Jones Ventures Into Children's Toy Market

Alex Jones Ventures Into Children's Toy Market

AUSTIN, TX - National talk show host and documentary film-maker Alex Jones will soon add "Toy Maker" to his resume following the announcement he made on his daily radio show yesterday. During the broadcast, the conspiracy...
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Funny story: George Bush Concedes Defeat in War for Iraqi Oil

George Bush Concedes Defeat in War for Iraqi Oil

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush and presidential candidate John McCain have conceded defeat in the US war for Iraqi oil, the pair indicated at a White House press conference on Thursday.
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Funny story: Obama's Pastor Apologizes

Obama's Pastor Apologizes

In a press release issued this afternoon from the underground bunker in his new $10 million home, retired Pastor Jeremiah Wright of Trinity United Church of Christ offered the following apology:...
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Funny story: "Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

"Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Nearly 5,000 distressed homeowners call Hope Now, the White House-backed organization formed to help them, every day.
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Funny story: Mugabe Has His Own Press Conference; Announces Win

Mugabe Has His Own Press Conference; Announces Win

Following MDC Party President Morgan Tsvangirai's lead, Robert Mugabe called a press conference to announce his win in the Zimbabwean elections.
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Funny story: Mugabe Wins Election After Recount

Mugabe Wins Election After Recount

Dr Robert Mugabe, the President of Zimbabwe for the last 64 years, has been announced as the winner of the country's Election after a recount of votes was carried out this morning.
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Funny story: Sordid Arabia's mile high skyscraper erection branded as brothel fantasy

Sordid Arabia's mile high skyscraper erection branded as brothel fantasy

Jeddah, Sordid Arabia - (Camel's Ass Mess): Plans by Riyadh's top second hand car salesman Prince Alwaleed to erect Sordid Arabia's first mile high skyscraper have been branded a lurid brothel fantasy.
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Funny story: From Depp To Diapers

From Depp To Diapers

International Baby Nappies Giant Cuddles has reportedly offered Johnny Depp 30m dollars and nappies for life for any future child or grandchild he's going to have if he stars in a succession of television ads.
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Funny story: NASA fears predators may exploit newly discovered 'baby planet'

NASA fears predators may exploit newly discovered 'baby planet'

NASA HQ - (Ass Mess): Scientists at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration have warned that predatory molesters are ready to cash in on images of a newly discovered 'baby planet'.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Film Cursed

Harry Potter Film Cursed

The sixth film installment of the hugely successful "Harry Potter" franchise is off to a rather dreary start. Plagued with collapsing sets and diseases running rampant through the young actors (mostly STIs) many are beginning to wonder if t...
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Funny story: Prince leads school storytelling

Prince leads school storytelling

American pop musician Prince led a storytelling circle yesterday at a small village school in Aberford, Leeds. He read Beatrix Potter's The Tale Of Peter Rabbit to 10 enthralled youngsters at Borrowdale Primary School.
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Funny story: Roller Coasters: the Refuge of Cheap Thrill Seekers

Roller Coasters: the Refuge of Cheap Thrill Seekers

Amusement park researchers have discovered that avid fans of roller coasters are cheap thrill seekers.
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Funny story: What is it Girl? Has Iraq fallen into the well, again?!

What is it Girl? Has Iraq fallen into the well, again?!

Since Broadway can't seem to come up with any new, original hits, its latest recycled plot is Lassie: The Musical.
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Funny story: Johnny McBushit: The Republican Presidential Franchise

Johnny McBushit: The Republican Presidential Franchise

The same old burgers, fries, shakes and foreign and domestic policy will be sold this fall to gullible consumers in the Republican Presidential Franchises calling themselves, Johnny McBushit.
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Funny story: Global Subprime Mortgage Crisis

Global Subprime Mortgage Crisis

In a stunning interview that left the reporters stunned, and perhaps a little shocked and awed, today the head of the largest banking cartel in this solar system explained the recent collapse of our worldwide financial system.
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Funny story: Study: Number One Reason to Become a Marine Biologist? The Octopussy

Study: Number One Reason to Become a Marine Biologist? The Octopussy

Wild octopuses are far from being the melancholic and forlorn losers of their captive brethren. At Berkeley, a team of sexually deprived marine biologists were assembled and sent to the coast of Indonesia to party with the octopuses, and study their...
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Funny story: Dig yields ancient Parisian, accessories

Dig yields ancient Parisian, accessories

Scientists have discovered the oldest human remains in western Europe.
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Funny story: What's in a name No#666/911: IRAq's Newry Al Malarkey

What's in a name No#666/911: IRAq's Newry Al Malarkey

Was IRAq Puppet Prime Monster Newry Al Malarkey chosen by the Bush Administration on the strength of his name alone?...
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Funny story: Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...
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Funny story: McCain Demands 'Do-Over' in Iraq

McCain Demands 'Do-Over' in Iraq

Fear City, AZ - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain announced a bold new plan for making America safer.
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