Funny story: Money Matters: Making a Deposit

Money Matters: Making a Deposit

Congratulations! You're going for it. You've 'umm'd' and 'aah'd' for long enough. And now you're going to make a deposit at a place that offers FLEXIBLE TERM, LOW INTEREST (over the duration of your deposit), and into which you can REINVEST and WITHDRAW at a time that suits YOU.
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Gets A Duckbilled Platypus

Daniel Radcliffe Gets A Duckbilled Platypus

Daniel Radcliffe has recently invested half of his fortune in a cute pet duckbilled platypus. The pet cost £346 million and answers to the name of Bubbles.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Uncovered - Mark Lowton's deadly fear of buttons

TheSpoof.com Uncovered - Mark Lowton's deadly fear of buttons

The HNN (Henman News Network) has uncovered a dark skeleton in the filthy closet of TheSpoof.com editor and administrator Mark Lowton. It has been uncovered the Lowton has a crippling fear of buttons, and is utterly disgusted at the site of o...
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Funny story: 'He'd be better off in an old folks' home' Queen tells social services

'He'd be better off in an old folks' home' Queen tells social services

Buckingham Palace - (Silly Ass Mess): The Queen has told social services to find Prince Philip a place in an old folks home after finally booting him out of the Palace.
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Funny story: The Potus is a Cross Dresser

The Potus is a Cross Dresser

Please ignore the following noise: The Emperor's clothes don't match. The sheeple of Amerika have seen the resurrection of the dead. The Whig Potty died and the White Elephant Potty arose from its ashes. The spirit so moved the politicos of the White Elephant Potty ... they loudly and fervently praised the value and worth of free banking. And as soon as Abe - the honest - became Emper...
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Funny story: A Cock and Ball Story

A Cock and Ball Story

When after almost 20 years, John Harris, 48, from Stratford, finally agreed to start trying for a family he could not have envisaged the events that would unfold.
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Funny story: 'Farting Yank' loses bowel jibes case.

'Farting Yank' loses bowel jibes case.

An American air stewardess who said she was relentlessly taunted by colleagues because of chronic flatulence has lost her discrimination claim.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus to appear on American Idol

Miley Cyrus to appear on American Idol

In a desperate bid to rescue the struggling talent show American Idol, Miley Cyrus has been asked to appear as a judge and to sing a few of her hits.
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Funny story: Masai Warriors have been warned not to flash their Meat and Two Veg while they run the London Marathon

Masai Warriors have been warned not to flash their Meat and Two Veg while they run the London Marathon

Six Masai Warriors who are running the London Marathon for the first time have been given strict guidance rules on their cultural behaviour by the British Charity Greenfinger.
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Funny story: The New And Improved Daniel Radcliffe

The New And Improved Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe has done it all; smoking, drugs, and sex. But now he has put the past behind him today after being realised from sex rehab. He has announced that he is turning over a new leaf as a changed man.
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Funny story: Comply Or Die a grim omen for Hellfire Club matriarch

Comply Or Die a grim omen for Hellfire Club matriarch

Aintree - (Superstitious Mess): Frantic scenes have greeted Grand National hero Comply or Die in the Aintree Winner's Enclosure sparking apocalyptic rumors that the horse's name predicts the imminent endgame for Hellfire Club matria...
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Funny story: The Jam to make sweet music again

The Jam to make sweet music again

More than 25 years after The Jam split up, reunited members are to release their first new material for over a quarter of a century.
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Funny story: Harry on Afghan front line

Harry on Afghan front line

In an amazing story of loyalty and courage it has been revealed that Harry has been fighting the Taleban on the front line in Afghanistan, the MoD has confirmed. Harry, 23, the third son of Mark and Julie Dawson of Rotherham, South Yorkshire, has spe...
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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Latest: Police Arrest Suspected Al-Qaeda Terrorists At Finishing Post

2008 Grand National Latest: Police Arrest Suspected Al-Qaeda Terrorists At Finishing Post

Police and terrorism officers, acting on a 'hot tip'at the Grand National at Aintree, have arrested seven suspected Al-Qaeda terrorist bomber racegoers during the feature race this afternoon, in the b...
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Funny story: Daniel Day Lewis plugs into a life in Bath

Daniel Day Lewis plugs into a life in Bath

Now that Daniel Day Lewis has become a member of Britain's landed gentry, he seems to be determined to keep his privacy intact.
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Funny story: Professor of Telepathy Stabbed at Santa Fe Thought Transference Conference

Professor of Telepathy Stabbed at Santa Fe Thought Transference Conference

Santa Fe, New Mexico - (Psychic Mess): "Maybe he should have seen it coming!" That was the Santa Fe's police chief's considered opinion after the world's self-appointed top authority on morphic resonance Professor Rupert Sheldra...
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Funny story: 'My Fanny smells of Fish' claims Trisha

'My Fanny smells of Fish' claims Trisha

In the best piece of 'set up journalism' since Sven Goran Eriksson and the fake sheikh, spoof writer Peter Musgrove has managed to create one of the best headlines of all time.
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Funny story: Time Traveller Appears In Nick Of Time

Time Traveller Appears In Nick Of Time

Citizens, politicians, scientists, and the press of the world were gathered today for a press conference in Toronto, Canada, to witness the arrival of a man claiming to be a time traveller.
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Funny story: Nude pics of Mario Lopez circulating

Nude pics of Mario Lopez circulating

Nude revealing photos of one of Hollywood's most enduring actors, San Diego born Mario Lopez, have been sold to the national B-S Review for over 1 million dollars.
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Funny story: President Bush To Throw Massive Gala at Year's End in Iraq and Afghanistan

President Bush To Throw Massive Gala at Year's End in Iraq and Afghanistan

In a final display of how much "I love this country," President George Bush will bring a Bob Hope type production to the safe 'Green Zone' in Baghdad and to Kabul in Afghanistan at the end of this year, just 3 weeks before he leave...
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Funny story: Naked photos of Zac Efron are sold on ebay

Naked photos of Zac Efron are sold on ebay

Naked photographs of Hollywood actor Zac Efron have been sold for one million dollars, according to the supermarket tabloid The National Scandal.
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Funny story: Rupert Grint Gets More Orange

Rupert Grint Gets More Orange

Ever seen the 'Friends' episode where Ross goes to the fake tan shop and counts wrong so that he gets two sprays on his front and when he goes back into try and even it out , it happens again? Well it appears that the same thing has happened...
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Funny story: Entry requirements for Heaven to be tightened following pressure on celestial public services

Entry requirements for Heaven to be tightened following pressure on celestial public services

God has announced that Heaven is to become a lot harder to enter owing to the vast increase in the numbers entering paradise in recent years causing overcrowding a increased demand on celestial public services.
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Funny story: Robert Mugabe The Latest African 'Child' To Be Adopted By Madonna

Robert Mugabe The Latest African 'Child' To Be Adopted By Madonna

President Dr Robert Mugabe, embroiled in a power struggle for the leadership of his native Zimbabwe, is to be the latest African child to be adopted by Madonna, 'sources' have revealed.
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Funny story: US Crowds Remember King Anniversary

US Crowds Remember King Anniversary

Crowds gathered yesterday in Los Angeles to mark the 17 years since the cowardly, unprovoked attack and beating of innocent and defenceless black cab driver, Rodney King.
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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Favourite Pulls Out Of Race In China/Tibet Protest

2008 Grand National Favourite Pulls Out Of Race In China/Tibet Protest

Today's John Smith's Grand National at Aintree is in danger of collapse after it was revealed that the favourite and his jockey have pulled out of the race, in protest at the Human Rights abu...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Renamed Court Xtreme!

Supreme Court Renamed Court Xtreme!

Washington, DC - Responding to growing disrespect for the law, the United States Supreme Court voted 5-4 to rename itself "Court Xtreme!".
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Funny story: Britney...Oops, I'm Pregnant Again!

Britney...Oops, I'm Pregnant Again!

Los Angeles - Two lone paparazzi who happened to be at Cedar Sinai late last night after visiting a colleague, got the shock of their life. Walking straight towards them was none other than Miss Brit who was oddly not in the company of her slew o...
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Funny story: Duff Mckagan Leaves VR

Duff Mckagan Leaves VR

After parting ways with Scott Weiland, Velvet Revolver founding members, ex Guns N' Roses (Slash, Duff Mckagan and Matt Sorum) and Dave Kushner began the search for a new lead singer. But today, during a press conference in LA, Duff Mckagan annou...
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Funny story: American Idol has been proved to be rigged!

American Idol has been proved to be rigged!

Washington DC- In a late breaking development the CIA has discovered that American Idol producers have rigged the competition several times before.
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Funny story: Colombians Up In Arms Over Mosley "Cup of Tea" Scandal

Colombians Up In Arms Over Mosley "Cup of Tea" Scandal

Colombian drug lords have reacted with outrage to newspaper allegations that FIA boss Max Mosley rounded off a five hour "spankathon" with goose-stepping hookers by hoovering large quantities of English breakfast tea.
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Funny story: Bad Day for Libras Tomorrow

Bad Day for Libras Tomorrow

Famed astrologer Mother Clara said that tomorrow will be a horrible day for all Libras. She said that it is because Mercury will come out of Uranus and that is never a good sign for Libras.
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Funny story: Gorgon Brown summit jinxed by swastika logo

Gorgon Brown summit jinxed by swastika logo

London - (Third Reich Mess): The Progressive Governance Summit hosted today by UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has been forced to remove its swastika-emblazoned logo.
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Funny story: Future of Glastonbury Festival remains in doubt

Future of Glastonbury Festival remains in doubt

Glastonbury founder Michael Eavis claimed that his festival was under threat because cows on his farm were "freaking out" after eating illegal drugs left by revellers.
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