Funny story: Nigerian oil minister can't give away $25,000,000 fortune

Nigerian oil minister can't give away $25,000,000 fortune

Thanks to spam and junk emailers, Menogo Chewbacci, son of the recently deceased Nigerian Minister for Oil, is said to now be suffering from high blood pressure and stress, and could even be forced into a coma as a result of the recent death of his u...
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Funny story: Texas Attorney Hunting Guide

Texas Attorney Hunting Guide

1.) Any person with a valid Texas hunting license may harvest attorneys.
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Funny story: Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve

Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.
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Funny story: Nothing remotely rhythmic or gymnastic about Mrs Putin at Orthodox Easter jamboree

Nothing remotely rhythmic or gymnastic about Mrs Putin at Orthodox Easter jamboree

Moscow - (Stalinist Mess): A grim-faced Mrs Putin stood by her husband in public today as the outgoing Russian president, his successor Dim Eatery Medvedev and wife Roxana Vaginissimus celebrated Russian Orthox Easter at Moscow's St Igor Rasputi...
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Funny story: Bush Admits Squirrel Monkey Acted On His Behalf

Bush Admits Squirrel Monkey Acted On His Behalf

Lame duck president George Bush admits that Costa Rican squirrel monkey Tisiki has been acting as his double for years.
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Funny story: Warren Jeffs incest nutter found in Austrian hellhole

Warren Jeffs incest nutter found in Austrian hellhole

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Austrian police are probing links between Eldorado's fundamentalist polygamist nutter Warren Jeffs and a 73-year-old Austrian who is believed to have hidden his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and fathered...
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Funny story: Patch Makes Babes Horny

Patch Makes Babes Horny

Scentuelle produces & sells a paste-on patch containing fragrances that are said to increase libidinous thoughts for ladies who've lost that groove thing. In addition, buyers are treated to e-mail follow-ups from the company that suggest naughty...
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Funny story: India's DRDO loses one scientist every day - "just careless, really"

India's DRDO loses one scientist every day - "just careless, really"

India's premier military research body, the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), loses one scientist every day amid the inefficient bustle of typical official top-secret bureaucracy.
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Funny story: Britney's Dad sends conservatorship lawyer to help Amy Winehouse Pa

Britney's Dad sends conservatorship lawyer to help Amy Winehouse Pa

London - (Tacky Ass Mess): Britney Spears' father Jamie has offered to send his conservatorship attorney Ivan Backhander to help sort out Mitch Winehouse's drug fiend daughter Amy.
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Funny story: Zimbabwe Election Results in Full

Zimbabwe Election Results in Full

Robert Mugabe, the charismatic, statesmanlike and incredibly mad leader of Zimbabwe has spoken out against people speaking out against him regarding the alleged delay in posting the election results held in the country quite a while ago now.
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Funny story: Tory non-dom sperm donor lord urges Max Mosley into rehab stint

Tory non-dom sperm donor lord urges Max Mosley into rehab stint

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): A top Tory Party sperm donor has urged fellow S&M orgy enthusiast Max Mosley to give himself up and join him at a rehab specialising in sex addiction purges.
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Funny story: Special Marketing Olympics

Special Marketing Olympics

With over double the number of Olympic sponsors (31,400) than athletes (14,500) due to turn up at this summer's games, the organisers have decided to do away with the various competitions and have Olympic "bonding" sessions instead.
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Funny story: County Councils work with BAA to reduce landfill

County Councils work with BAA to reduce landfill

As a result of the spectacular successes surrounding trials for BAA on the opening of Heathrow's Terminal 5, several of the country's Council Council authorities have now signed up for a trial period of new refuse disposal services being offe...
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Funny story: Austrian 'hid daughter in a shoe' shocker

Austrian 'hid daughter in a shoe' shocker

An Austrian man allegedly held his daughter captive in a shoe for 24 years and fathered so many children with her that she didn't know what to do, reports say.
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Funny story: James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

Metallica rock icon James Hetfield is joining forces with Axl Rose and the Gun N' Roses guys for a special once-off reunion tour staring in Montreal on June 18t...
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Funny story: Did dinos die because they failed to do the nasty?

Did dinos die because they failed to do the nasty?

A new study has found that birds lack a hot-and horny-generating tissue present in mammals and concludes that the absence of this tissue may have caused the extinction of dinosaurs.
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Funny story: Second satellite launched for use in Miley Cyrus global positioning system

Second satellite launched for use in Miley Cyrus global positioning system

A second satellite, Hannah Banana, planned for use in the international Miley Cyrus Global Sighting and Positioning System (MCGSPS) was launched early Sunday from the Russian space centre in Baikonur, Kazakhblessyoustan.
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Funny story: Science Corner: An Experiment in Button Pushing

Science Corner: An Experiment in Button Pushing

Preliminary Disclaimer: This experiment involves animal cruelty. Lots of it. Please do not conduct it yourself. Just use your imagination. Creator of experiment assumes no responsibility for human or animal deaths, injuries, mental anguish, or property damage sustained as a result of engaging in the activities described herein.
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Funny story: Tax Refund Checks Bounce

Tax Refund Checks Bounce

(Washington DC) The Bush Administration woke to an embarrassing situation Sunday morning--all of the tax refund checks sent out are bouncing. The refunds were for $300.00, $600.00 or $1200.00 and the bouncing is sending shock waves through the econom...
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Funny story: Obama Asks Miley Cyrus to Be His Running Mate!

Obama Asks Miley Cyrus to Be His Running Mate!

NC - Today Barrack Obama announced in a surprise move that he has chosen his running mate, none other than Miley Cyrus or "Hanna Montana".
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Funny story: Teen Finds Jesus, Loses Him Again

Teen Finds Jesus, Loses Him Again

THOMPSON DAILY, ND - David Barker felt empty after the death of his beloved grandmother. Unable to cope with the loss of the woman who had raised him, he became angry and bitter. But then one day, while searching nostalgically through boxes of his...
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Funny story: Jesus a Little Freaked-Out by Everyone Constantly Cursing Him

Jesus a Little Freaked-Out by Everyone Constantly Cursing Him

EL PASO, TX - For many recent immigrants, America is a land of hope and opportunity. For some, though, it can be strange and confusing. Jesus Gomez is one of the latter, as the new resident of El Paso has noticed a disturbing trend among his new fe...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Love Child: Orders Lip Reduction Surgury for Infant!

Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Love Child: Orders Lip Reduction Surgury for Infant!

In her duet with Jagger in "Live with Me," Christina Aguilera does the bump and grind with grandpa Mick, which has apparently lead to more than the two have admitted.
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Funny story: Portland Man Discovers Homelessness Not All It's Cracked Up to Be

Portland Man Discovers Homelessness Not All It's Cracked Up to Be

After being forced from his home by a judge-issued protective order, Portland local, Brian Molnar had no choice but to live in his Subaru Justy. Coming from a city so rife with entertaining but hapless dregs, Molnar suspected the stint would be a nov...
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